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Assholes who take up a lot of parking space

CommandoDudeCommandoDude
edited 2011-09-08 02:09:24 in General
CRIMINAL SCUM!
You know, when there isn't any parking "lines" and you just sort of have to go between two cars and stop? Fuck you assholes who take up so much room that you prevent other people from using a spot that COULD HAVE BEEN THERE.

imad

Also, while on the subject of driving. Slow drivers, gtfo my road!

Comments

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    I recall an event a couple of weeks ago on the bus to my school sport; we first drop off the Tennis kids before we go to the local shopping megaplex to use (read as: abuse) their Ice Rink there. Normally there's no-one there, but there was a tournament or something on so the carpark was full of cars. This wouldn't have been so bad, but some mentally handicapped moron parked in the middle of the road. It was fine for cars, but our bus couldn't get out.

    We ended up reversing out whilst the guys up the back shouted instructions.

    So, to conclude, Juniors are all assholes and people who can't park properly should be shot.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    >Driver is too slow
    >Wait until you're in the passing zone
    >Make sure no other cars are in your way.
    >Pass slow car.
    >Problem solved.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    >Driver is too slow
    >Ram him up the ass

    Solves all my problems ^_^
  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    ^^ >Be an asshole and slow down in front of him

    Lot of shitty drivers in Sydney.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    edited 2011-09-08 02:24:41
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    and how is that helping your insurance rate, Cygan darling? =P

    ^I only get pissed when they speed up when they see I'm trying to pass them.
  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    Oh I do hate drivers who do that. Or ones who just pull in front of you.

    And if I get as pissed as I do when I'm merely a passenger (I don't think I'm old enough to start driving yet) then it is going to be fun when I'm actually the one in the driver's seat.

    That's what I intend to buy a Tank someday.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    I like my car. It's pretty nimble and good for weedling into small spots.

    Also, I love seeing jackasses with hummers and escalades stuck in ditches during the winter. It's almost as good as Christmas for me.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    What insurance rate? Get a bullbar ^_^
  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    If I had a Tank, nobody would dare cut in front of me.

    Of course, I probably wouldn't be able to pick up enough speed to legally travel on the Freeways or Highways. And I'd use up a lot in fuel costs.

    And I'd probably get arrested several times.

    Worth it all.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    I got my Tank!


  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    I can top that.


  • WaltzyWaltzy
    >Driver is too slow
    >Ram him up the ass

    Solves all my problems ^_^


    You owe me a new drink Cygan. XDDDD
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    hehehe
  • CommandoDudeCommandoDude
    CRIMINAL SCUM!
    ">Driver is too slow
    >Wait until you're in the passing zone
    >Make sure no other cars are in your way."

    Clearly you do not know I am from California. Where the roadways are fucking chock full of cars EVERYWHERE.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >Driver is too slow
    >Wait until you're in the passing zone
    >Make sure no other cars are in your way.
    >Driver speeds up past speed limit
    >Go back behind them
    >Driver slows back down to original speed

    Fixed for ya
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    There is a school near where I live and all the parents park and wait (illegally) on both sides of the road meaning only one car can move through at a time... just.

    It is a nightmare especially as I'm only learning to drive, not to mention incredibly dangerous to anyone attempting to use that road.

    Also people with bullbars on their cars where I live, ugh, you don't need 4x4s to drive round the town, the land is flat and paved.
  • SaigyoujiSaigyouji
    But you never had any to begin with.
    Well, bullbars are illegal over here now anyway, so...

    Well, on new cars, they are. And cars that don't already have them.
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