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Miss Universe

RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss
edited 2011-09-07 18:10:56 in Wonderful posts
I wonder what extraterrestrials think of us.

Comments

  • BobBob
    That we're way sexier than them and are really the only people qualified to have such beauty pageants because let's face it, they probably have something weird like multiple eyes or face fins or something like that, and those are just ewww gross.
  • vacasamavacasama
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    Just pray that never find out about the Eurovision Song Contest.  They would think Earth is utterly devoid of musical taste and talent.
  • BobBob
    Please, with all the stupid shit on TV and around the internet, them finding out about that would be the least of our problems.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    But, we do have multiple eyes.

    Maybe they have one of every organ and think it's weird that we have two copies of a bunch of them.
  • vacasamavacasama
    edited 2011-09-07 18:30:23
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    ^^ It's really hard to wrap your mind with a 50+ year TV show that has singing pirates, crossing dressing dude that looks like Miss Doubtfire in sequins, epic sax dude, and somehow spawned ABBA and Riverdance.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-09-07 18:31:41
    ^^Well, there you go. How can you be sexy while hopping around, your one boob bouncing solitudinously like a fat lonely woman in a car on a bumpy road?

    Exactly.

    ^What if they happen to be a race of singing, crossdressing sequin wearing, sax playing alien pirates?
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
    Sergei Stepanov

    VS

    Careless Whisper Man

    THE TIME OF RETRIBUTION

    battle 1

    DECIDE THE DESTINY
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    Maybe the aliens don't have boobs.

    Sacs of fat that secrete infant food isn't something I'd call objectively appealing.
  • BobBob
    And that kind of attitude is why you'll never be Miss Universe, Gelzo.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    Sacs of fat that secrete infant food are objectively appealing.

    There, I just declared it.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ...How many animals even HAVE sacs of fat that are that noticeable and excrete milk?
  • captainbrasscaptainbrass
    Cows, for a start.
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