That I don't have a message server.

Anonus

I am a male Ojou. I have billions of dollars and a vast business empire, and yet, no message server.

This displeases me.

Central Avenue

Surely your empire has internal email. You don't have a server like smtp.abc.com or something?

Anonus

But that's not glamorous, like a personal message server.

I mean fucking Steve had one, he lived in a children's book!

Central Avenue

Hmm...Have you considered whining until your mother gets you one? That got me a car, after all.

Anonus

I live in a television station's building/mansion in a rainforest in Colorado that by all reason should not exist/house in suburbia. I can't whine for my stuff, you know. I'm rich!

Central Avenue

Oh, right. You have to hire someone to do your whining for you.

I recommend Julia Winter.