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Shoving gerbils in your ass through a tube (NSFW)

VorpyVorpy
edited 2011-09-04 15:29:28 in Meatspace
☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
I can't understand what the fuck the appeal of this is. I just don't fucking get it one bit. I was trying to imagine a good sexy reason why putting a 6 inch tube in your ass and feeding a small rodent through it so it can crawl and scratch around inside of your anus, possibly expelling piss and feces into your anal layers and leaving scars from scratching or digging, was a sexy thing to do. I don't even think Dominatusium go as far as that.

I mean, table shitting is more safer than this. Sexual crucifixion is safer than this. Even scaphism scarrism is better than this.

Comments

  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    This just in: People get off on weird shit.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.


    OT:  It baffles me too.
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    It's never happened. Mildly homophobic liars made it up.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    It might not be common, but I'd be surprised if no one has ever tried it. Especially since it's so ingrained into the public conscious by now.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Well I didn't know that ass gerbling existed until American Pie.
  • snowbullsnowbull
    Cue-bey
    ...neither did I.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    >not sure if anyone here is serious
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Geez, Vorpy, we get that you want Gervils shoved up your ass, don't need to be so stealthy about it.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    I'm being serious.
  • VorpyVorpy
    edited 2011-09-04 15:48:43
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I am serious.

    Because it baffles me. Generally there is different cons and pros of certain sex acts. Some of them have different angles for pleasure, some different pressure points to relax, or different muscles to work. Sometimes endorphins or numbing can be a plus.

    But for Anal Gerblin' I can't comprehend what the benefit would be at all. Permanent and possibly carcinogenic damage to your anus sounds horrifying.

    Like snorting fire ants.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Some people like to feel stuff in their butt and feel said stuff on their butt move and be hairy.

    That's all I can think about.

    Also, some sexual acts are clearly unsanitary and yet they are popular (Coprophillia comes to mind)
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    Again, I doubt it's ever happened, unless some really drunken fraternity student got dared to do it.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Some people like to feel stuff in their butt and feel said stuff on their butt move and be hairy.

    But they have plush vibrators so I don't get why a mouse would be able to do it any better.
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    edited 2011-09-04 15:51:46
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerbilling

    There are no reports in peer-reviewed medical literature describing gerbilling
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    I reckon it's happened.
    Probably due to a 'prank' much like people will shove compressed air hoses into fellow workers for a prank,  which causes their friend to suffer from internal injuries.

  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felching

    ....so my ex had "Felcher" as his nickname?

    ewwness.
  • snowbullsnowbull
    Cue-bey

    Also, some sexual acts are clearly unsanitary and yet they are popular (Coprophillia comes to mind)

    I am not sure that popular is the word to use here.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    edited 2011-09-04 15:54:16
    You can change. You can.
    But they have plush vibrators so I don't get why a mouse would be able to do it any better.

    Bestiality?

    ^Relatively speaking.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-09-04 15:54:24
    No rainbow star
    One could put a muzzle on the gerbil and put little socks on the claws
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    I really wish I had the link to a branch of US hospitals where you could search their records regarding surgery.

    Typing in anus/anal/rectal/vaginal was always hilarious.
    Candles, ketchup bottles and the like.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Oh, microphiles may like it, as it would be the closest they could get to having a tiny woman/man struggling in their anus, trying to get free

    Also those into Anal Vore
  • snowbullsnowbull
    Cue-bey
    Why does no one take the gerbil's feelings into consideration here?

    Also I can't tell if cock vore or anal core is more disgusting.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >>Anal Vore

    D:
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Anal vole?
    It's close enough.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-09-04 16:02:29
    No rainbow star
    ^^^ Anal core sounds like a level in a "mature" game

    ^^ Yes it exists
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
    Sexual Crucifixion sounds like something from a vampire film. What the fuck is it?
  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled
    @snowbull: Cock vore is so, so much worse. YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO PUT THINGS THERE.
  • BeeBee
    edited 2011-09-04 17:22:57
    Again, I doubt it's ever happened, unless some really drunken fraternity student got dared to do it.

    So then, it's happened  :P

    Anyway the first time I heard of it was this.
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