Gaben in the E3 greentext stories.

nohaynicklibre

http://sfw.chanarchive.org/4chan/v/9739/gaben

MY SIDES

GLORIOUSLeader

lol, fat people

Gelzo

AWESOM

Chagen

>Stage goes dark as Gabe suddenly appears on stage in a single spotlight
>another Gabe appears alongside him, followed by a third
>"Not only has valve perfected cloning, but we are also here to announce a special event"
>Epic music begins as a 3 begins to fade in on screen
>All three Gabes begin to sing a hymn in perfect harmony
>The magenta 3 pack announced, also known as the triple trifecta of true trials
>Each Gabe name a game from the pack
>"Team Fortress 3"
>"Left4Dead 3"
>"Portal 3"
>Audience is shitting themselves in excitement, a few people have actually spontaneously broken out into shit filled orgasms
>The
Gabes also state they will be offering the cloning technology as paid
DLC for Team Fortress 3, and that Episode 3 has been delayed
>Everyone
at E3 has ascended to a higher level of being amongst their shitty
orgasms and clones, while everyone on /v/ is buttfrustrated about no
half life
>All 3 Gabes roll off
stage while the Katamari theme plays over the speakers, as several
staff members just off stage are sucked into their fat rolls and never
seen again

Oh god this is fucking hilarious

GLORIOUSLeader

Also, Valve was not at E3 2011.

nohaynicklibre

That thread was made before the E3

GLORIOUSLeader

Shh, don't tell anyone.