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Having a lesbian Chinese fuckbuddy/real girlfriend on the internet

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  • WaltzyWaltzy
    >CLIMATE

    OUR TAP WATER IS FUCKING PERFECT. IF YOU LIVE IN WASHINGTON AND YOU'RE PURCHASING BOTTLED WATER YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    Birmingham water is pretty good. We have a lot of mineral deposits.

    Of course, it makes me unable to drink tapwater elsewhere since it's so bad by comparison.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    That's cheating. You got a whole continent to you peeps. >:(

    And thus I get to laugh at you.
  • vandrovandro
    He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.
    Laugh from your penitentiary, we the free men will watch from afar.
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    >RELATIONSHIP

    LISZTENING GAINED +5 COURAGE AND LET ME KEEP A PHOTO OF HER WITHOUT FORCING ME TO DELETE IT.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-09-02 01:06:22
    Oh, Lisztening is the lesbian Chinese fuckbuddy/real girlfriend on the internet who lives in Canada. K'.

    -did not know that Lisztening was Chinese or lived in Canada-
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    >Y
     N
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    >INQUIRE ABOUT THE SUDDEN ADOPTION OF TEXT ADVENTURE MODE
  • GelzoGelzo
    edited 2011-09-02 01:10:08
    Pony Sleuth

    "BRAG ABOUT:..."

    Uh, okay.

    >IT'S ACTUALLY UNCOMFORTABLY HOT WHERE I AM.
    >IT'S ACTUALLY UNCOMFORTABLY HOT WHERE I AM.
    >IT'S ACTUALLY UNCOMFORTABLY HOT WHERE I AM.

    That works.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    > Pose as a team. Because SHIT JUST GOT REAL

    http://www.mspaintadventures.com/advimgs/ps/ps291.gif">
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    >EXPOSITION

    PARTWAY THROUGH THE THREAD, THE HUMAN FEMALE YOU KNOW AS:

    USERNAME: WALTZY

    TERMINATED UNEXPECTEDLY. FROM THAT POINT YOUR COMMUNICATIONS HAVE BEEN PROCESSED THROUGH ROBO-WALTZY.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    My sister is now a robot! D:

    ...

    My sister is now a robot. :D
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    edited 2011-09-02 01:12:45
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    >OH NOES!

    >BE GLAD WALTZY AT LEAST HAD THE SENSE TO KEEP A BACKUP AROUND
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    >QUERY?

    >ASK WHY WALTZY DIED
    >ASK WHAT HER DYING WISH WAS
    >THIRD OPTION
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    >THIRD OPTION

    >INQUIRE WHETHER I CAN HAVE YOUR STUFF
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    > Ask why Waltzy died.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    >THIRD OPTION: ASK WHY WALTZY DIED AND WHAT HER DYING WISH WAS
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-09-02 01:17:08
    >THIRD OPTION: ASK HER BANK AND PIN NUMBER
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    > Third Option: Activate Terminator Mode

    > TerminatorWaltzy: Attack Bob.
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    edited 2011-09-02 01:25:10
    >LIE MODE

    YES CYGAN, TAKE IT ALL

    >TRUTH MODE

    WALTZY TERMINATED BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF. HER DYING WISH WAS THAT HER SNOWCLONE WOULD CLONE SNOW.

    >ERROR: ONLY DATA FROM WALTZY'S BRAIN CAN BE TRANSMITTED. POOR BITCH FORGOT HER BANK AND PIN NUMBER SO IT SUCKS TO BE YOU.

    >ERROR404$#!%@%!%$^#&*

    >LASERS CHARGING: 20%

    .................
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    >THIRD OPTION: MAKE ME A SAMMICH.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    ;-;
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-09-02 01:24:53
    >THIRD OPTION: MAKE ME A SAMMICH
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    edited 2011-09-02 01:28:31
    >STARTUP: SANDWICH

    >TYPE?

    >BLT
    >TURKEY
    >HAM
    >CUSTOM

    LASERS CHARGING: 40%

    ...............
  • BobBob
    >TYPE: LGBT

    >LASERS: STOP CHARGING
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Waltzy + fuckbuddy

    oh my god
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    >PROCESSING

    >T

    >INSERTS CYGAN AS FIRST LAYER

    >PONDERS MIDDLE TWO LAYERS

    >CLONES CHAGEN

    >B

    >INSERTS CHAGEN TYPE: ORIGINAL AS SECOND LAYER

    >G

    >INSERTS CHAGEN TYPE: CLONE AS THIRD LAYER

    >L

    >BUFFERING

    >ATTEMPTS TO INSERT SELF INTO SANDWICH

    >LASERS: STALLED

    ...............
  • BobBob
    >LASERS: SELF DESTRUCT

    >CHAGEN: CLONE MORE
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    >INSERTS CYGAN AS FIRST LAYER

    uhhhh
  • BobBob
    Stop being modest, Cygan, I'm sure you'll be delicious.

    Giggity.
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