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Having a gay Chinese fuckbuddy/quasi-boyfriend on the internet.

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  • ninjaclownninjaclown
    edited 2011-09-02 00:03:15
    I honestly didn't know you were gay, you kept saying you were sexually confused but that could mean anything, like transgender or something.

    Oh Bi, still strange to me.
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    *Clicks thread out of morbid curiosity*

    CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEEEENNNN!!!
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    I'm bi.

    But I say that I'm "straight" or "gay" sometimes because that has more "punch" than "bi"
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    I am Bi, but saying "...a bi man and a bi man" doesn't have that same ring to it.

    Yeah, but at least it's not misrepresenting the facts, like the title of the thread.
  • ColorPrinterColorPrinter
    ʍɥɐʇ po ʎon ɔɐll ɐ ɾoʞǝ ʍıʇɥonʇ ɐ dnuɔɥlıuǝ
    Except if you say you're straight when you're bi, you're kinda lying

    ....except you're technically lying and not lying when you say you're gay

    or.......wait....

    I'm confused
  • RocketDudeRocketDude
    edited 2011-09-02 00:02:51
    Poot dispenser here
    ^He is telling a half-truth. Simple.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    Honestly I wouldn't have thought the thread title was weird at all, except I couldn't figure out what the hell he meant by "fuckbuddy".
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    I love how basically no one pointed out the "Chinese" part. It's like, the rest of the thread is so wierd that it's tame by comparison.
  • RocketDudeRocketDude
    edited 2011-09-02 00:05:09
    Poot dispenser here
    A person that one has relationship-sex-stuff with.

    ^That stuck out at me, but I mostly ignored it.
  • ColorPrinterColorPrinter
    edited 2011-09-02 00:05:17
    ʍɥɐʇ po ʎon ɔɐll ɐ ɾoʞǝ ʍıʇɥonʇ ɐ dnuɔɥlıuǝ
    ^^ Because anything we could say would probably be borderline racism.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    *shrug* I don't see anything weird about someone being Chinese, sorry.
  • RocketDudeRocketDude
    edited 2011-09-02 00:07:03
    Poot dispenser here
    ^^That too.

    ^And that.

    Actually, wait, why is he called Cloud?
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    ^So Chagen can pretend that Cloud Strife is his fuckbuddy?
  • ChagenChagen
    edited 2011-09-02 00:12:10
    [tɕagɛn]
    His full username is "Green Fairy Cloud".

    Everyone just shortens it to "Cloud".
  • RocketDudeRocketDude
    Poot dispenser here
    ...Must...resist...urge...to laugh...
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
    Maybe it's an engrish thing.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    :D Chagen has a boyfriend :3
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    I've...never been tempted to snowclone before, but the funny thing is if I made a thread titled "Having a lesbian Chinese fuckbuddy/real girlfriend on the internet" it would be entirely true.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Oh, yeah, it would~
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    >see thread title
    >"Oh, ha ha. Bob, you so wacky."
    >click
    >...

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    edited 2011-09-02 00:32:06
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    @Waltzy:DO IT.
  • RocketDudeRocketDude
    Poot dispenser here
    @Waltzy: You do?
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
    @ Waltzy snowclone

    :D

    :D

    :D
  • BobBob
    It has to do with gay men doing gay things.

    Of course people are going to be all "wut".

    BZZZT, WRONG. No one cares if you're gay. What shocked me was:

    • The whole "fuckbuddy" thing, considering you're 15 and a virgin
    • The fact that you bothered to mention he's Chinese
    • Fuckbuddy + quasi-boyfriend + internet
    That, and the OP is just really weird.
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
    Not a fuckbuddy if you can't even fuck. Just a long distance relationship.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    A cexbuddy I guess.

    Or you guys get on omegle and jerk off to each other jerking off or something
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    JERKCEPTION
  • GelzoGelzo
    edited 2011-09-02 02:15:58
    Pony Sleuth
    Sup dawg, we heard you like stimulating your genitalia, so we put genitalia in your genitalia so you can orgasm while he orgasms.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    DICKDOCK WITH MY COCK
    BABY, BLOW MY NUTTERS UP
    TONIGHT, I'M SO TIGHT
    PUSH MY INSIDES TO THE RIGHT
    DICKDOCK, WITH MY COCK
    BUT THE TWITCHING DON'T STOP, NO

    OH OH OH OH OHHHHHHH

    OHH OHH OH OHHO OHHH
  • BobBob
    <3
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