JAF 1970

Noimporta

You reap what you sow.

inkblot

His constant plugging of his blog annoys me a bit, but other than that, I just ignore him (not with the extension, mind you).

As if you can ignore his extension.

His Wikipedia talk page is amazing, It's 50% JAF astroturfing and 50% heated arguments over his penis.

Should this article mention his job as senior editor of gamestooge?
Also, he was recently on the Daily Show, and beyond that he's become
something of a cultural phenomenon - people are going to search for him
on wikipedia, we might as well have an article for them to find. All
this unbridled deleting really rubs me the wrong way.

Having just watched a documentary on Jonah Falcon on British TV last
night, I can't help feeling that this article really fails to do justice
to the man. The documentary is the only source of knowledge that I have
about the man, but this article has no comment on the difficulties with
his sexuality, or the enormous length of time he spent as a
professional on the New York club circuit in the 90s (the comment about
him declining to act in porn seems slightly disingenuous). I can't help
feeling that there is a lot more information about the man that is in
the public domain that a well written article (by someone who knows more
about him than me) should include. 

As a long-retired porn actress who is now in an entirely new
profession, I still must make remarks here. I was in a limited edition
with a male who chose not to continue to do porn as he did not want the
world to know he had 14.5 inches. The reason I bring this up is that the
difference between his flaccid length and his erect length was barely
noticeable. There was only a slight increase in length and in thickness.
I was with a number of large men and it was always the same story.
There was very little difference between erect and flaccid length. Jonah
Falcon claiming that he is 9.5 soft and 13.5 erect is impossible. If
you ask medical doctors and sexologists, I am sure you will get
documentation of this. I saw a photo of Jonas Falcon and his photo is
obviously doctored, so I doubt that he is even 9.5 flaccid. I have seen
them "doctor" photos of men I was with in magazines and they did a much
better job than Jonas. Look closely and you will see. I have been a
long-time fan and user of wikipedia. I am shocked that you would allow a
man to self-proclaim that he has the largest penis and that he is known
for his large penis. Many actors are large but they are not introduced
as "known for his large penis." He doesn't do porn and his length is not
documented by a medical doctor. Who put him on Wikipedia? Jonah Falcon.
Who created most of the websites about Jonah Falcon? Jonah Falcon. Who
created his photos? Jonah Falcon. No films. No doctor. And now he clains
to not have sex aanymore so no one will be able to say he is not such a
big deal. Wikipedia: this is a new low.

Also, against my better judgement, I must point out an error: the site
claims that he is 5.9 inches soft and 73.3 inches hard near the bottom.
He usually claims 9 o' 5 to 13-and-a-half.

Alright. I will no longer say anything that COULD POSSIBLY in any
form or perspective be classified as rude. I am not asking for a picture
of his penis. That would not prove anything. I want undeniable proof,
as in a link to something that is frequently sourced to contain actual
footage of his penis being measured. This source must provide undeniable
proof that his penis is exactly 13.5 inches when erect. Until then,
saying that he has undeniable proof is nothing short of trying to fool
yourself. The link must contain a way to access the content freely, as
per Wikipedia's specific guidelines, unless this subject has been so
carefully studied by nameable eperts in the field that it cannot
reliably be refuted.

glennmagusharvey

So is JAF actually Jonah Falcon?

inkblot

If he is a troll, he's an incredibly skilled, thorough and determined one.

Noimporta

Probably. I don't think someone would make such an effort to pretend to be... that guy.

Nyarly

When I opened his Wikipedia page, I had to make sure that I'm really on Wikipedia and not on Uncyclopedia. I mean, what's with all that fuss over his fucking penis?

inkblot

^ He's making people make a fuss. He's branding himself as "the guy with the biggest dick".

glennmagusharvey

I'm not seeing anything interesting on User:JAF1970 on Wikipedia.  Nor on his talk page.  No mention of penises.  What basis are you working off of?

Oh, I see, his troper page has a podcast.  Anyone ever check that against Mr. Falcon's voice as known on TV?

Glowsquid

"What basis are you working off of?"

He frequently shills GameStooge (which is mentioned on Wikipedia and his Twitter), his Twitter pic is the same as his forum avatar, his signature says "Jonah Falcon" for seemingly no reason ect.

It could be a post-modernist troll, but seriously.

Sammy

"his signature says "Jonah Falcon" for seemingly no reason ect."

So does his title. If only he would start signing his posts and complete the trifecta.

glennmagusharvey

Interesting.

The history of his wikipedia userpage suggests that someone got e-mail confirmation that myspace!JonahFalcon and JAF are the same person.

Also, "Jonah" Falcon" is on his troper page.

NEVER MIND TALK PAGE FOR WIKI BIO PAGE CONFIRMS ALL

That said, whether or not he's a famous actor has nothing to do with his being an XBox fanboy.

snowbull

This thread was 200% more hilarious than I expected it to be. Good show.

Electivirus

"As if you can ignore his extension."

A hearty laugh, good sir.

Tnophelia

I laughed as well.