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Wonderful Bible Quotes

edited 2011-08-27 23:07:35 in Wonderful posts
When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
John 8:17 - "And the water shall purify him, and he shall turn into a fag."


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  • One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Someone get that Kamina Jesus macro in here.
  • edited 2011-08-27 23:09:52
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    Here you go:

  • One foot in front of the other, every day.
    <3
  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
  • One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Simon, Yoko, and all the other people in Team Dai-Gurren waved goodbye
    to Jesus and Kamina as they got onto their motorcycles with hot rod
    flames painted on the sides and did a backflip off a ramp as the song
    "Highway Star" by Deep Purple was played by the angels who had electric
    guitars shaped like skulls.



    <3 <3 <3


  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    The greatest masterpiece known to man. Fuck that Othello shit.
  • edited 2011-08-27 23:36:08
    ^^ Like that can ever compare to this:

    "Harry, you must rock the fuck out."



    Harry channeled his rage through Fuckslayer. The angel blood boiled as he summoned the great meteor, swathed with the blood of the tiny fucklings at Hogwarts, leapt onto it, and flew into space. He encased the entire meteor in a wreath of holy fuckfire and flew through Mercury, killing the fuck out of it. Then he sent Mercury's carcass into Venus, killing the fuck out of it and making every vagina in the galaxy explode, and inside every vagina a booby sang of mortal life's fleeting precipice.

  • One foot in front of the other, every day.
    So metal. ;~; -sniff-
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