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Erections (NSFW, duh)

glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
edited 2011-08-26 20:40:33 in Meatspace
Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
1. They are uncomfortable.
2. They look obnoxious, stupid, and inelegant.
3. They are actually a negative feedback inhibiting further sexual arousal.  Though this might be a good thing.

Edit: Whoops, forgot NSFW tag.

Comments

  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    edited 2011-08-26 20:34:41
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    'Meatspace'

    I see what you did there.

    Edit:

    1. Depends where they are stuck...
    2. Eh.
    3. See 1.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Fine, the vast majority of the time they are uncomfortable.

  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    What are you doing to yours :s?

    I'd say it depends on context.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    -is waiting for Clocky to show up-
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    ^^ Stiffies make it harder to masturbate, and produce an unsightly bulge on one's pants.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    ^
    I've always found an erection to aid masturbation myself....

    Although public situations aren't usually great times for erections.
  • BobBob
    It's possible to masturbate with a flaccid penis? >:?
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Half-erect ones look cute. You know, the ones that are are big but still kinda flaccid?
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    ^^ No, it really isn't. Not unless you very methodically rub the foreskin over the head.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-08-26 20:50:44
    Viv: Like, those ones that are still hanging, but they're kind of floating a little bit, like they're halfway hanging off of a marionette string or something?

    Don: Are you sure?
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    ^ Trust me. I'm an expert. 

    ._.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2011-08-26 20:53:20
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    ^^^ Not if you're trying to cause arousal climax, but if you're just trying to pleasure yourself, it works.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-08-26 20:54:16
    ^^Not until you've gone to school for at least 4 years to study human penises and masturbation practices, you ain't.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Yeah Bob, those. I don't like the ones that are fucking LOOK AT ME. I'M THE LEANING TOWER OF PENIS. Just the ones that are like "Oooh. I'm the Golden Gate Bridge...I'll get you to where you need to go baby ;3"
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-08-26 20:56:20
    ^^ Already done. They took me in as a prodigy on the subject. Class valedictorian.

    ._.

    I keep the degree in a Connect 4 box in the attic.
  • BobBob
    I keep the degree in a Connect 4 box in the attic.

    Then you don't really take it seriously, meaning I shouldn't take you seriously, meaning your argument is invalid, I'm right, yes you can, shut up.

    ^^I hate to admit it, but I do kind of find those cute. Albeit, for a different reason. >_>
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Erections are all fun and games till someone loses an eye.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    I think penises are cute in general :3
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-08-26 21:02:53
    >^^I hate to admit it, but I do kind of find those cute. Albeit, for a different reason. >_>

    Do tell.

    ^^^ I could've gone to the female equivalent of that university, but noooooooo.
  • BobBob
    They're cute in a "the little engine that could" sort of way, if that makes any sense.

    I can't really explain it better than that.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Yeah...

    -goes to call up Vivi's Penis Holder-
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    > I think penises are cute in general :3

    I don't.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    Well, on the plus side, that degree's golden if you want to get a job in gay porno. We all know how bad the economy hit that sector, so you gotta have all the accreditation you can get.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    edited 2011-08-26 21:15:09
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Not to mention 'the gush'.
    That destroyed a lot of the industry.
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