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IJBM still doesn't have it's own musical

BobBob
edited 2011-02-27 20:26:16 in IJBM meta
Srsly, WTF guys.

Comments

  • BobBob
    Bitch wut? Bitch, huh?
  • AnonusAnonus
    in b4 CentralAvenue
  • BobBob
    -drags in CentralAvenue
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    (I was about to make a Mooberry Street sockpuppet and say something about how Central Avenue wouldn't be showing, but I realized no one but Anonus and I would get it.)
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    How can I
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    Make a Man
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    Out of youuuuuuu
  • BobBob
    Dammit, Central, do something awesome and musical! >:[
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser
    If we make a musical, can I star in it?
  • BobBob
    Yes, but only if I get to be your master. I've always wanted a cute, musical slave! :D
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-02-28 00:12:58
    I'll be the producer. I demand 17 acres of land for the stage, and for NASA to develop the technology to resurrect Mozart so that he can conduct, and a few live dragons for Act 7.
  • BobBob
    Ooh, and I'll be the ultra villain witch queen person with an awesome song of evil that ultimately has a life-changing epiphany and turns good and, as such, gets a new, modified version of her original song of evil that is now a song of pure incorruptible goodness! Yay! :D
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    I have to have a beautiful I Want Song about my desire to be in a musical and have a beautiful I Want Song.

    We also need a good Crowd Song, "La Vie Boheme"-style.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-02-28 00:31:06

    Some of my other demands as a producer:

    -For the sake of artisticness, all the singers/actors are required to have their jaws wired shut before showtime.

    -One song will have all 200 actors/singers singing different interweaving lines in 200 individual languages, including Esperanto, Japanese, Lojban, Swahili, Klingon, and D'ni.

    -During Act 9, a wrecking ball will come down from the ceiling and kill a large chunk of the audience.

    -The production will take 8 days to perform completely, without one single solitary break or intermission.

    -The helicopters used during Act 24 may or may not be recalled by the government mid-sequence to fight off Communist insurgents.

    -The song at the end is to reduce everyone in the audience into a unified Tang state similar to what Pete Townshend envisioned for Lifehouse.

    -There will be a sequence in which giant orbs of cash filled with at least $12 million dollars each will be thrown into giant vats of lava, symbolizing...aw fuck it.

    -Special musical guest stars will include Will Smith as the Fresh Prince, The Rolling Stones, Insane Clown Posse, and Hulk Hogan.

    -The 17-acre theater will be burned to the ground at the end of every production. For all 10,000 performances.

  • BobBob
    Can robots have their jaws wired shut?

    ...Just wondering...
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser
    Oh man, I chose watching annotated yotube vids over this?  Yes MV, I will be your cute musical slave.  I'll be such a good slave that I'll defy logic by singing an Anamanaguchi song for my opening performance.
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser

    You want me to find words to fit such an amazing song?  Well, I'll try.


    Can't-you-see-they're-so-much-better, can't-you-see-they're-so-much-better, can't-you-see-they're-so-much better?  So remember to buy some Fast Turtles instead of those crappy Jellyfish! 


    Okay, lyrics over.  Now all I have to do is find a way to fit a Gorillaz reference in there aaaand, done!

  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    Feel Good

    Chika deca dek uh den dun

    Feel Good
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