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Why I Will Never Be Allowed To Write For: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Idea 1:
The apes are all at normal intelligence, flinging their poo everywhere. All is right with the world.
The apes stay at a Holiday Inn
The apes are now super-intelligent and take over the world.
Idea 2:
Caesar opens the fridge and looks at the ALZ-113 canisters.
Caesar picks one up and studies it.
Caesar puts it back, and excitedly grabs himself a Sunny Delight and closes the fridge.
Idea 3:
James Franco: We're trying to make a cure for Alzheimer's by testing intelligence-enhancing drugs on dangerous animals.
[Samuel L Jackson, LL Cool J, and Tom Jane break through the wall to the room and attack James Franco]
Samuel L Jackson: Motherfucker! Did you not watch my movie?! Did you forget what happened? Bitch, do you have Alzheimer's??
Idea 4:
Caesar releases Buck, a Silverback Mountain Gorilla, from his cage.
Buck points to the cage next to him.
Caesar releases King Kong from his cage.
The apes dominate the planet.
Idea 5:
The humans actually utilize their firearms.
The apes lose.
Idea 6:
Caesar is watching James Franco and his girlfriend sleep.
So is Robert Patterson.
Idea 7:
The chimpanzee handler and the neighbor both go to their doctors when they start showing symptoms of a terrible illness.
They are cordoned off from everybody else.
The human population does not become extinct.
Idea 8:
The chimpanzee handler sneezes blood on the neighbor.
28 days later...
The apes are all at normal intelligence, flinging their poo everywhere. All is right with the world.
The apes stay at a Holiday Inn
The apes are now super-intelligent and take over the world.
Idea 2:
Caesar opens the fridge and looks at the ALZ-113 canisters.
Caesar picks one up and studies it.
Caesar puts it back, and excitedly grabs himself a Sunny Delight and closes the fridge.
Idea 3:
James Franco: We're trying to make a cure for Alzheimer's by testing intelligence-enhancing drugs on dangerous animals.
[Samuel L Jackson, LL Cool J, and Tom Jane break through the wall to the room and attack James Franco]
Samuel L Jackson: Motherfucker! Did you not watch my movie?! Did you forget what happened? Bitch, do you have Alzheimer's??
Idea 4:
Caesar releases Buck, a Silverback Mountain Gorilla, from his cage.
Buck points to the cage next to him.
Caesar releases King Kong from his cage.
The apes dominate the planet.
Idea 5:
The humans actually utilize their firearms.
The apes lose.
Idea 6:
Caesar is watching James Franco and his girlfriend sleep.
So is Robert Patterson.
Idea 7:
The chimpanzee handler and the neighbor both go to their doctors when they start showing symptoms of a terrible illness.
They are cordoned off from everybody else.
The human population does not become extinct.
Idea 8:
The chimpanzee handler sneezes blood on the neighbor.
28 days later...
Comments
Shouldn't the opposite happen?
So is Robert Patterson.
I lol'd heartily.
The humans actually utilize their firearms.
The apes lose.
This needs to be done.