Dumb fatasses who complain about being fat despite only eating junk and being lazy

Bob

You've never picked up a barbell or seen a treadmill in person in your entire life, you consistently eat nothing but pork and donuts, you rarely get out of the house because you're too busy jacking off to [generic anime show #3,754] and playing dating sims, and you're surprised you look like Rosie O'Donnell and Grimace's love child? It's not McDonald's fault you're too stupid to realize their food is basically what they can pick out of the nearest trash, slather in lard and slap in between some buns, and it's not the gym's fault that you don't feel like putting the effort into walking to it, let alone actually trying to do anything resembling working out in any way! Now suck it up and lift some weights, you sorry, fat, pathetic, fatty fat mcfatty fatwhore! >:[

Anonus

but what about dieting

Bob

That works too. Anything other than sitting around complaining about it with a chicken leg in one hand and a controller in the other.

Tnophelia

Some people have no self-control.

And don't fear being ugly. Which is bad.

Nova

My brother does this.

It's like, IF YOURE SO WORRIED ABOUT BEING FAT THEN STOP ASKING FOR FOURTHS AT DINNER

Jesus christ

Tnophelia

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