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People who dislike garlic

glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
edited 2011-08-08 16:32:11 in Meatspace
Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
You people are vampires.
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  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    strangely enough I love garlic.
  • DYREDYRE
    I like garlic bread.  I guess that means I am not necessarily a vampire?
  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    Eh. I like vampires, so I guess this doesn't faze me. Problem, glenn?
  • AlkthashAlkthash
    I'm a damn twisted person
    Going by your avatar DYRE, you're probably a Nyanpire, or some cutesy vampire knockoff.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    ^^ I MAD

    U UNHOLY
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Vampires? Where?! Certainly not I, nosiree.
  • vandrovandro
    He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.
    COME ON! First Mobster and then Vampire? What's next? What other secret do you have? Are you also a Nazi?
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    I have led a sordid and eventful life.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Lies. You're nothing but a lonely Jewish kid. 

    LONELY JEWISH KID, ya hear me?
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    that's bullshit. Garlic has absolutely no effect on Vampires at all, and that has to be the stupidest implied weakness for them next to sunlight, dogs barking and silver.
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    silver and gzarlic I subscribe to. Sunlight and dogs barking I don't.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Vampire Weaknesses
    Destruction of the Brain
    Destruction of the Apothecary
    The Destruction of the Body

    Vampires should die when they no longer have a brain to control their movements and define their behavior.
    Anything that keeps a Vampire alive in other methods, being destroyed, should kill them.
    If a Vampire is vaporized or split into a couple hundred pieces with no hope of regenerating or reforming, then declare it dead.
  • TachikazeTachikaze
    Running water and arithmomania (yeah, Sesame Street didn't make that up apparently) don't rank up there?
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    I suscribe to the idea that any author can write about vampires in any way they desire to.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I vote they won't because it distorts the mythology behind them, and I thought you didn't like Twilight or Lost Boys?
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Yup. 

    I don't see your point. Doesn't mean I should like all of the vampire interpretation. But I like when any author comes up with an interpretation of their own I like that isn't necessarily the same as the mythological one.
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    Wait Vorpy are you going  back to the original Slovak myths? that is hardcore
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I don't see your point.

    Vampire jokes already?
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    ...

    I dun geddit.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Staking vampires in the eyes.
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    Eye Scream?
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Ah, I thought it was a mirror reflection joke thing.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Lost Boys is one of my favorite movies.

    inb4 Juan questioning our brotherhood.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    I didn't watch it, so I can't say I liked it or disliked it. I was mostly referring to Twilight because I don't talk about shit I haven't seen.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Ah okay.

    Lost Boys is goofy and campy but it does the whole 'vampires as bad boy party animals' really well.
  • vandrovandro
    He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.
    you are not bros, you are hos.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    And you're not house. So you should shut up and dance.




  • vandrovandro
    He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.
    I am not house, I am shuffle...

    -dances his way out-
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    I am House. Robert Edwin House!
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    @Vandro: And now I just imagined Squall dancing to Fight the Power.

    xD
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