I'm bad at conversations

Tnu1138

Seriously I find it difficult to carry on a conversation it is just strange and awkwerd

ninjaclown

I know how that feel. Every conversations have pauses, believe it or not. It's quite awkward to force one to keep going sometimes.

evilneko

Tnu1138

I tried again recently awkwerd as all hell it's impossible for me to get ot know people and make friends anymore

Hatter

I have the same problem. People tell me to be honest but they hate it when I say "Hello fucktard" to them.

Tnu1138

I know right!

ninjaclown

Asshole comedy doesn't work so well on text, so much body and voice emotion lost on mere words alone.

Tnu1138

Tell that to Vorpy.

MillerCross

She wouldn't listen, anyway.

Eh, you get used to it as you practice. Normally, I apply the Pulp Fiction quote of "If you guys aren't having an uncomfortable silence, then things are going A-OK"

Of course, you really can't apply this to text, so whatever.

Vorpy

Asshole comedy

So two assholes walk into a bar and order a drink. The bartender looks at one of the assholes and go "hey what's wrong? Why the long face?" and the asshole replies "I just figured out that I was a vagina."

Hatter

Fuckin' five star post, Vorpy.

Alkthash

Juan - come on, like you've never had an awkward silence on IRC or IM chats before.