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Why is it so difficult to explain how babies are made

edited 2011-08-07 10:28:41 in General
Everyone seems to regard this as a tough thing to explain to one's children.  As something that requires special, delicate approach, and should be explained only  when the child is "ready", seeing silence and/or  lying as preferable to frank answer.

This one clearly remembers how she learned it. One day she was simply handed an anatomy textbook (in hindsight, this one understands that it probably  was deliberate, as this one's  parents are usually perfectly content with letting her to pick the books to read herself, offering occasional suggestion but never a demand) to read. The book was intended for children of early school age yet quite comprehensive, with ocassional jokes and  analogies for simplification but no kid speak or factual errors. The chapter about reproduction system was...just like every other chapter. Here's the eyes and that's what they  do and how they do it, here's a heart and that's what it does and how it works, here's vagina, that's what it does and how it works, here's  penis, that's  what it does and how it's works, here's uterus, that's what it does and how it's works, here's  brain, that's what it does and how it  works, here's stomach, that's what it does and how it works...Well, you get the  picture.

This one fails to see hhow it could  be considered an inappropriate  information for a child. And it did not lead to any undue  interest to sex - quite the contrary, this one read with mild interest, noted to herself "So that's it" and moved to the topics  that interested her more, such  as  the workings of eyes or neural system. It is only  after prolonged contact with other kids she started to see sex as a topic of "Forbidden, but that's makes  it so coooool" discussion. Rude, clueless and  obscene  discussion, this one  must add.

Seriously, making reproduction a great mystery only adds trouble.
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  • AHRAHR
    edited 2011-08-07 10:30:16
    Because sex is icky, I assume.

    Also, sex is funny. 

    And, sex is sinful.

    (these are not my ideas)
  • Six Year-Old Half-Brother:How did the baby get into [Babysitter's name]'s tummy? Was it through her belly button?

    Stepmother(Distracted): Yes, sure.

    Six Year-Old Half-Brother:Yes! I was right! (fist pump) Someone said it was through her bum. (Walks off)
  • edited 2011-08-07 10:42:38
    I completely agree with Beholdress on this one stop with the fucking Sex Is Evil crap. I think I could rest easier if all the moral guardians just vanished one day to their own little world where everything was all PC or thocratic or whichever.
  • ^^...that is adorable!
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Seriously, making reproduction a great mystery only adds trouble.
    QFT
  • Thing  is, even if one thinks  that excessive  interest in sexuality is not  appropriate for children (which this one can agree  with, although what constitutes for "excessive" is up to debate),  making  a mystery of  it is exactly what leads to excessive interest. Besides, there is absolutely nothing that requires talking about "hot, sweaty sex" as far as topic of reproduction is concerned. It does not in any way shows sex as something one should try as early  as possible. (sigh) And seriously, if parents cannot handle the subject maturely, blushing, giggling  and inventing lies about storks or cabbage patches instead, then just how their children are supposed to treat it  maturely eventually?
  • I agree. It shouldn't be some big mystery. I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of misconceptions about sex were due to it being handled immaturely.

    My parents' philosophy was if I was old enough to ask, I was old enough for an answer.
  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    When my son comes to me and asks me, "how is babby formed?" I will answer.
  • Never have children.

    Problem avoided.
  • This one does not intend to have children.

    However, she does lives in the same world with the children other people have, right?
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Where do babies come from?

    Sex.

    What is sex?

    When a man puts a penis into a woman's vagina.

    ...can I do sex with you daddy?

    What? No.

    Please?

    No, we can't have sex.

    Why not

    Because you are my daughter, and not my son.

    Okay....

    -pets head- Awww, don't worry. Give it a couple of years and I might change my mind.

    -smile-
  • They're somethin' else.
    I like the Life In Hell explanation:

    Binky: Do you know what fucking is?

    Bongo: Yes.

    Binky: Well, that's how babies are made.
  • Glaives are better.
    Beholdress, are you a hanar?
  • edited 2011-08-07 15:14:02
    No rainbow star
    I found out in kindergarten according to my parents (I read a book that explained sex). I made a lego penis and vagina (the best a dumb kid could do, anyways) and apparently brought it to show and tell to show the other kids

    I pray my parents didn't make up that tale and that it really is a part of my childhood I forgot, because it is hilarious

    I do remember the lego models and being able to read before even kindergarten, at the very least
  • Beholdress, are you a hanar?

    No.

    But if people prefer to see this one as hanar, so be  it.
  • BeeBee
    edited 2011-08-07 21:39:48
    Anyway my parents didn't really have any problem explaining the mechanics to me or anything.  It was more about the awkward conversation moments they knew I'd generate afterward.

    For instance.  I remember something to the effect of reading about reproduction in chickens when I was in kindergarten.  Which caused a good deal of awkwardness when my school was dyeing Easter eggs that year, one of them broke, and I pointed at a blood spot on the yolk and said "LOOK!  A SPERM!"
  • Fucking is a town in Austria.
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    What's hanar?
  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    I agree. It shouldn't be some big mystery. I wouldn't be surprised if a
    lot of misconceptions about sex were due to it being handled immaturely.

    I've been informed that treating sex like a normal thing that everyone does would result in the fall of Western civilization.
  • let it fall. At this point I just want ot watch the world burn.
  • edited 2011-08-07 22:03:47
    What's hanar?

    Jellyfish-like creature from Mass Effect. Some people think that this one's speech pattern is similar. Which is not techhnically true (for example, hanar would not refer to  themselves as "she"), but this one does not mind.

    I've been informed that treating sex like a normal thing that everyone does would result in the fall of Western civilization.

    How?

    let it fall. At this point I just want ot watch the world burn.


    Might this one ask why?
  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    That was a joke, beholdress.
  • Hmm, this one was interested to know what explanation those who said so offered. This one does not think that you share this  opinion.
  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    ^^I think the train of thought is something like people will then lose respect for boundaries and start raping each other.... or something.

    Mostly it's just that sex is icky to them.
  • Glaives are better.
    It was either hanar or Barabel, and I didn't think you'd get the Star Wars reference.
  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    oh my god i hope that was intentional
  • I learned in sex ed during school. Because my parents pussied out.
  • Mr. The Edge goes to Washington
    Step 1: Arousal
    Step 2: ???
    Step 3: Baby
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