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My brain on severe sleep deprivation

edited 2011-08-01 07:29:26 in General
Thane of rum-guzzling and necromancy

You can't survive on less than a cup of water. That's patriotic! But you need more cash or money really. And you can't make goldfish without that.

Comments

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    huh
  • Thane of rum-guzzling and necromancy
    It really does, it really does.
  • No rainbow star
    Does a banana make a good weapon against rodent burglars?

    I figured you might know in your current state of mind
  • Thane of rum-guzzling and necromancy
    Maybe if it benefits the system, they could evade catnip.
  • No rainbow star
    So THAT explains why the chocolate traps never stop the marauding bunnies...
  • Thane of rum-guzzling and necromancy
    I would guarantee that they can't vanilla those easter eggs.
  • No rainbow star
    Ah, but they CAN paint their cars carrot
  • Thane of rum-guzzling and necromancy
    Yeah but they can school them at the market, no horses attached.
  • No rainbow star
    But they MUST have kittens! Who ELSE would make the sandwiches some executives?
  • Thane of rum-guzzling and necromancy
    I don't know, but the rearguard mustard might peanuts. Ask the sheriff not me.
  • edited 2011-08-01 08:25:05
    No rainbow star
    I would, but the sky is blue. Soon, the turqiouse turtle will titillate the turning sky bird and call out to the blue sea across the mountains, demanding that the fisherman grab the moon from the tigers right eye - NOT THE BLUE, THE RIGHT! - else he will swim away to the sun and never be seen with our ears again

    Edit: How I shot spell turqouise?
  • Thane of rum-guzzling and necromancy
    You mighr burn their clothes but the snakes won't listen to the moon. Purple stones like the ground, too. Lick and see.
  • No rainbow star
    Why should I lick when I can smell with my eyes?
  • Thane of rum-guzzling and necromancy
    I know that but I'm not sure it is funny to jump from a road.
  • edited 2011-08-01 10:59:35
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Unfortunately I cannot post correctly in this thread unless I am sleepy, drunk*, or high*.

    * Hypothetically.  I have not actually tried these yet.
  • No rainbow star
    I am late for the brown rabbit murdered the white dog with my pocket watch
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Damnit, still too awake for this thread.

    Please try again later.
  • No rainbow star
    What is later but a state of nuttiness that is peanut and cat free?
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL INNNNNNNNNNNNN ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    ...damnit, there is no upload of the song All in All by Melocure.
  • edited 2011-08-01 23:27:31
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Melocure's music is so beautiful.

    Especially their ballads.  I think they count as rock ballads, at least.

    It's a shame they didn't last any longer.
  • No rainbow star
    Now I'm lost

    Probably because I actually AM tired now...
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