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If I ever have kids...

DonZabuDonZabu
edited 2011-07-25 13:33:46 in Wonderful posts
...I'm gonna tell them that God put trees on the Earth because he wanted us to play baseball.

Comments

  • The_EdgeThe_Edge
    Mr. The Edge goes to Washington
    Yeah, because photosynthesis is just a byproduct of American's favorite pastime.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-07-25 13:39:32
    See, trees are God's baseball bats, and he figured if he planted a couple hundred billion of them down here on Earth, there'd be enough bats to go around for everyone. The only problem is, God didn't realize that humans were much smaller than him, so he didn't shrink them down.
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    If I ever have kids, I'm going to give them the most detailed, gruesome, and disgusting rendition of The Talk when they ask where babies come from.


  • The_EdgeThe_Edge
    Mr. The Edge goes to Washington
    Where are the baseballs big enough for those huge baseball bats then?
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-07-25 13:50:49
    Well why do you think God put non-Mormons down here?

    These things, maybe?

  • The_EdgeThe_Edge
    Mr. The Edge goes to Washington
    Well, I'm convinced. I just hate it when they cut down God's baseball bats to make books with them.
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