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Barbarians

MyrmidonMyrmidon
edited 2011-07-24 22:08:46 in Webspace

The lovely woman-child Kaa was mercilessly chained to the cruel post of the warrior -chief Beast, with his barbarous tribe now stacking wood at her nubile feet, when the strong, clear voice of the poetic and heroic Handsomas roared, "Flick your Bic, crisp  that chick, and you'll feel my steel through your last meal."

Comments

  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    And then john was a zombie. 
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon

    She
    wasn't really my type, a hard-looking but untalented reporter from the local cat
    box liner, but the first second that the third-rate representative of the fourth
    estate cracked open a new fifth of old Scotch, my sixth sense said seventh
    heaven was as close as an eighth note from Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, so,
    nervous as a tenth grader drowning in eleventh-hour cramming for a physics exam,
    I swept her into my longing arms, and, humming "The Twelfth of Never," I got
    lucky on Friday the thirteenth.

  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon

    The
    countdown had stalled at T minus 69 seconds when Desiree, the first female ape
    to go up in space, winked at me slyly and pouted her thick, rubbery lips
    unmistakably--the first of many such advances during what would prove to be the
    longest, and most memorable, space voyage of my
    career.

  • Wicked223Wicked223
    edited 2011-07-24 22:19:48
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year
    Where on earth are these things coming from...?

    nvm, thnks Google
  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-07-24 22:20:04
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    The bone-chilling scream split the warm summer night in two, the first half being before the scream when it was fairly balmy and calm and pleasant for those who hadn't heard the scream at all, but not calm or balmy or even very nice for those who did hear the scream, discounting the little period of time during the actual scream itself when your ears might have been hearing it but your brain wasn't reacting yet to let you know.
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    edited 2011-07-25 00:43:24
    They're somethin' else.
    THEY CAN'T STOP US LET'EM TRY
    FOR HEAVY METAL WE WILL DIE

    *Headbangs to Kashmir*
  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year
    I see that Schitzo is out in full force tonight...
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    Ba Ba Ba Barbarian. Ba Ba Ba Barbarian. Barbarian!
  • DarkDecapodianDarkDecapodian
    edited 2011-07-25 02:45:03
    Clean your room little Billy

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