WARNING: Porn related IJBM ahead

Bob

So, I really, really hate when I'm looking up porn and I see an absolutely gorgeous woman, but she's with some fugly, douche-y looking man. This is especially daunting when the photographers / filmers / pornppl insist on putting his disgusting face in every single frame, ensuring that I can't enjoy it at all. Even worse, when she has an amazing rack but he's licking / sucking / biting / [blank]ing one of her tits and he has some sort of goofy, inhuman expression on his face. I mean, I hate it when an average guy is in my porn, but an ugly one?

What I'm trying to say is, MEN. GET OUT OF MY PORN IMMEDIATELY. kthxbai.

Nova

Hehehehe

Gelzo

Lesbian porn = problem solved?

Tnophelia

Faceless Porn = problem solved. No bad moaning, no weird facial expressions, no closeups on messy faces (fucking eww), and no "I don't love you anymore" dialogue, due to them having no facial features.

Trash_Vortex

Faceless porn is just as bad. Uncanny valley + giving the impression that the man doesn't matter, essentially boiling them down to a disembodied dick.

inkblot

You fool! Someone's going to make a snowclone thread called "WARNING: Porn", and then someone will make a snowclone of the snowclone called "WARNING: Child Porn", and then we are all going to get arrested.

/shitpost

Seriously though.

Myrmidon

There are absolutely gorgeous women in porn?

glennmagusharvey

What Myrmidon said.

Also, stop watching porn.  Or watch hentai or something where they draw the people instead of filming real actors.

Your brain's fantasizing power is far more useful than actual porn, I'd venture.

DonZabu

I could link to a movie or two where the man looks halfway decent.

Tnophelia

Porn is for sexually repressed young adults. Just fall in love and spend the night with somebody.

AXavierB

Most porn is lame, really. I prefer using my imagination.

Also, I almost never see beautiful women in porn--Mostly because I rarely watch porn with women, but I digress. Most of the women I've seen in porn look like old bats in too much makeup with sagging boobs.

Bob

^^^^Hentai sucks, no thank you.

^^^Please do.

^They're rare, but hot women in porn exist. You just have to know where to look. That, or get really, really lucky.

glennmagusharvey

Hotness is subjective.

Bob

That statement is subjective. Everything is subjective. Everything being subjective is subjective.

Checkmate.

Miya

tl;dr

I don't like unnamed guys in my hentai, especially in fandoms like Nanoha or K-ON or Saki or anything with yuri subtext. Especially Marimite. Unnamed guys can go gtfo out of my doujins. No I do NOT want to see Yumi get bukkake'd.

ClockworkUniverse

^See, this is why I don't mind nameless guys as long as it's limited to one per picture. Actually, even if the guys are named, bukkake is right out for me.

DonZabu

I'm not sure if I understand the logistics of bukkake in a series as lesbian as Marimite or K-On.

DYRE

Um... pretty easy.  Add in nameless guys and ignore all the yuri subtext in the series.  And make me sad... :c

There really does seem to be more het doujinshi than yuri doujinshi for K-ON! which... makes no sense whatsoever.  Or maybe not more, but way more than there really ought to be.

Also there's like no Mugi/Ritsu doujinshi.  WTF is up with that?

ClockworkUniverse

^Sure it makes sense. You see, there's this thing called wish fulfillment...

DYRE

Weirdly, I don't really get that feeling from (most) porn.  Like, I can't really imagine myself as a faceless, nameless guy having sex with someone.  In general, it's a lot easier (for me) to identify with... actual characters, like with names and personalities and stuff, regardless of their gender.  So it's easier to identify with the characters in yuri doujinshi than faceless nameless guy doujinshi.

ClockworkUniverse

I do get that impression, but that might just be my preference for pov stuff...

DYRE

Well I assume it's normal, because that does seem to be the goal of a lot of porn.  It's just that it doesn't really do anything for me, is all.

ClockworkUniverse

Well, it's mostly that I prefer not to see porn and think "hey look, it's an attractive woman with some other guy doing her."

DYRE

Hm... I can't say that's ever been a thought that has gone through my head.

Oh well.  People have different thoughts and whatnot.  Especially with porn.

Or I'm just weird.  Who knows...

Bob

No one's weird (or everyone's weird, just pick whichever one you like best).

wannabeotaking

Meh, it just bugs me that yuri is so much harder to find than het or yaoi. Pretty much means I have to settle for Futa and that is an incredibly weird thing to have to settle for

ClockworkUniverse

How is yuri hard to find?

That said, I've never liked futa much, with a few specific exceptions.

DonZabu

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=yuri+-futanari

Bam.

DYRE

I wish every -booru had the same interface and style as danbooru.  Every single other one (including gelbooru) seems to be lacking in either some of danbooru's features, or just it's not-looking-ugly-ness.

Tnophelia

Or it's because all the boorus suck.

I wish they would just upload the shit to one site and get it over with, rather than be secret J-hipster retreats for specialized porn and touhou hentai/lolicon.

DYRE

Or... they have it on multiple sites because that way it's easier to find things you want.

Well, except not really because pictures on smaller boorus tend to not be tagged very well.