My mom called my doctor.

GLORIOUSLeader

She said to him, "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?" The doctor said, "An underwater weighing test" And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and daughter take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to go into a special swimming suit (tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No." So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't. 

Crimson

Chagen

I have no idea why 4chan could not understand this story.

Forzare

GLORIOUSLeader

Just because I have sex with little boys does not mean I am a faggot.

It means I am a preist. 

Forzare

nohaynicklibre

Crimson

^What show IS that?

DYRE

Chargeman Ken, I think.

inkblot

Chagen: Ask GLORIOUS why he didn't enjoy it.

inb4 he says no to anal plugging

GLORIOUSLeader

inb4 I don't

Central Avenue

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Stormtroper

His mom asked what was the most accurate way to measure weighing, and the doctor told her it was an underwater weighing test, so they arranged it for them to take it at 2 pm. Neither him nor his sister took a shower for it, so they had to take it in a special swimming suit with tight pants. His sister asked if she could pull her hair down to ponytails, but the doctor said no, so his sister (who has long, blonde hair) went underwater for 8 seconds. She enjoyed it, but the OP didn't.

Icalasari

I still assume that the sister's clothes clung to her letting the OP see a little TOO much

InsanityAddict

It's a TL;DR version of I accidently the whole thing.