A complex moral dilemma

Myrmidon

You are a ten-year old mentally retarded rapist. You see a rabid horse and an ex-Nazi with cancer who will father a serial killer who rapes puppies and will also cure AIDS, negotiate peace in the Middle East, and convince Fast Eddie to ditch Troper Tales, both drowning in a river. You only have time to save 1.45345435 of them. WHAT DO YOU DO?

Vorpy

I would kill them. With hands made out of chainsaws.

Malkavian

Take a nap. It's in fate's hands at that point.

The_Edge

Um.... how do I know the Ex-Nazi has cancer and will father a serial killer who rapes puppies and all that stuff you said?

Alkthash

It's a moral dilemma problem, helped along by ISO standard Mrym hyperbole. Without ridiculous contrivances, most of them don't work.

DonZabu

Does the horse do anything important?

FrodoGoofballCoTV

Will the ex-Nazi father or the serial killer son be the one who cures AIDS, negotiates peace, and convinces Fast Eddie to ditch TV Tropes?

The_Edge

Is either character a recruitable party member? Does this have any effect on Another World?

DarkDecapodian

After much thought and consideration, I'd have to say, in that situation, I would rock the fuck out.

Myrmidon

^^^ The son.

Chagen

Myr, moral dilemas are supposed to be contrived.

I'm not sure why you don't realize this.

TheMightyAnonym

Are you sure I can't save 1.45345437?

Tnu1138

the Nazi wants to get rid of Troper Tales so he's got to go.

Bee

Is either character a recruitable party member? Does this have any effect on Another World?

Forget the decision altogether.  Kill Devourer early, watch the bad guys get dominated without your intervention, and wind up with a hot shopkeeper NPC.