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I saw cool-looking women's sportwear on discount racks at the entrance of a sporting goods store

glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
edited 2011-07-17 20:43:50 in Meatspace
Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
But I didn't have a girlfriend with me who could wear it.

Comments

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    Just walk up to some random girl and ask her to try it on. I'm sure they won't find that creepy at all ;P
  • BobBob
    ಠ_ಠ
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    Naw, man, chicks dig confidence. Grab a random woman by the arm and hurl her into a changing room, thrust the sportswear at her, and start yelling unintelligibly. She'll be slobbering all over you in seconds. 
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    ^ Wow. That's creepy.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    I concur with Funny. 

    Clearly, you should wear it yourself.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-07-17 21:03:16
    Hatter's right. Fucking trannies, ruining the internet.

    Anyway GMH, when you grab that random chick and force that outfit on her / ask her to wear it for you, make sure it's not a fatty. She'll probably tear it or something.
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    Better yet, if she's a fatty, cut off the fat parts yourself, so she'll fit in. Girls like it when you're considerate.
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    Ask your mom to wear it?

    On second thought, that's way worse than wearing it yourself.
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.

    Ew, asking your mom to wear it is super creepy.

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