A guy was caught jacking off in health class

Tnophelia · 2011-02-16 23:43:51

Well at least he wasn't getting fingered during art class.

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-02-16 23:47:18

^That's...awfully specific.

Tnophelia · 2011-02-16 23:48:27

NO ITS NOT.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-02-16 23:49:43

There's always swim practice, I guess.

Tnophelia · 2011-02-16 23:51:40

Heheheheh....

glennmagusharvey · 2011-02-16 23:53:47

Everest tells me that the novelty value wears off though. You can hang around attractive members of your desired sex, dressed in skin-tight swimsuits, and it's exciting at first, but it becomes meh after a while.

DonZabu · 2011-02-16 23:55:44

"Well at least he wasn't getting fingered during art class."

You wanna know what the sad part is? I don't think I'd mind seeing that.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-02-16 23:56:32

I'm more concerned about the fact that the students are distracted from what they ought to be doing.

DYRE · 2011-02-16 23:57:19

But, you see, it's health class. So it's not a real class, so it's okay.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-02-16 23:57:58

^ Well, what do you prefer? People having sex in class just for teachers to tell them to use condoms first or something?

DYRE · 2011-02-17 00:02:09

Er... no, but I just mean that in general, being distracted from health class is usually not a big deal.

I know that when I had health class in high school, we just watched movies all the time.

And not even ones that related to health-ish stuff.

Tnophelia · 2011-02-17 00:03:08

Most people SHOULD pay attention during sex ed AND health.

If they don't know how the body works it makes it extremely easy for them to think anything the body does is caused by magic, which makes for some pretty hilarious pranks.

I have never had so much fun lying to stupid people

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-02-17 00:04:43

My sex ed teacher in high school knew less than most of the students. It was hilarious.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-02-17 00:04:53

^^ u troll

DonZabu · 2011-02-17 00:05:15

How's this for distracted? I've got it set up that I don't even GO to health class any more.

Tnophelia · 2011-02-17 00:07:52

^ What did you do?

DonZabu · 2011-02-17 00:08:52

^ I'm taking the online course now. What was the health class is now a free period.

Tnophelia · 2011-02-17 00:48:47

Oh my

Tnophelia · 2011-02-17 00:59:57

Because virus.

I did as well. So did my Biology class.

DonZabu · 2011-02-17 01:09:36

Huh. We watched Outbreak too, in biology. I spent the whole time making Dustin Hoffman and Morgan Freeman jokes, and surmizing that the plot is basically Independence Day meets Avatar.

DYRE · 2011-02-17 01:19:54

I didn't see Outbreak in my health class. I did see Fear, though, which was... interesting to see in a health class.

Nova · 2011-02-17 01:23:21

I saw Resident Evil 2.

Tnophelia · 2011-02-17 01:24:56

I saw Saw.

snowfoxofdeath · 2011-02-17 01:41:06

I feel so lame. I watched a documentary on why cliques are bad.

Gelzo · 2011-02-17 03:36:45

They put a lot of filler in classes sometimes, eh?

Nova · 2011-02-17 04:16:33

I think my teacher was just as bored of the curriculum as us.

Miya · 2011-02-17 04:20:02

We did basic first aid and CPR in my senior high school health class.

Nova · 2011-02-17 04:23:15

How droll.

Tnophelia · 2011-02-17 06:21:22

I miss High School (kind of).

snowbull · 2011-02-17 21:01:25

We put condoms on wooden dildos, and got introduced to dental dams.

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