Belts

Icalasari

So bloody incomfortable to wear one while laying on a bed... Also, they were used to smack my ass when little I want to snowclone my own thread with, "Celts," "Felts," "Welts," "Dealt(s)," "Melts," and "Pelts"

DYRE

Then... take your belt off when you're laying down?

Icalasari

Yeah, but then my pants try falling down whenever I get up

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Get overalls?

MadassAlex

Overalls are kinda lame. ._.

All Nines

Suspenders? Just kidding.

Icalasari

I just wonder how I am gaining MORE weight, yet my pants keep getting LOOSER

How the hell does that work?

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The pants are stretching?

DYRE

You're getting more muscular instead of fatter?

Icalasari

^ *Looks at belly and very small moobs* ...I doubt that

The_Edge

I love wearing belts. Plus, you can do so much with a belt in a survival situation. Hitchiker's Guide may tell you to bring a towel, but Edge's Guide to the Apocalypse tells you to wear a belt or three.