I know I have a fetish of some sort, I just can't remember what it (they?) is (are?) (NSFW maybe)

Bob · 2011-07-10 23:14:08

I'M FREAKING OUT GUIZ IT'S LIKE A FUCKING SEXUAL IDENTITY CRISIS OMG HELP ME

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-07-10 23:16:00

All of them?

DonZabu · 2011-07-10 23:16:47

None of them?

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-07-10 23:17:27

No, it's definately one.

Vorpy · 2011-07-10 23:18:05

You are a Nihilistophiliac.

Moerin · 2011-07-10 23:20:56

Crossdressing. You like crossdressing. Because it makes you feel like a pretty little princess~ ^___^

Forzare · 2011-07-10 23:21:26

~~But Bob is a pretty little princess.~~

Bob · 2011-07-10 23:21:27

^^^^^^lolno

^^^^^I wish

^^^...I don't even know how that would work. :<

^^...Nope, not doing anything for me.

MillerCross · 2011-07-10 23:21:53

I'm fairly sure Bob likes crossdressing. But just men crossdressing.

vacasama · 2011-07-10 23:22:07

How I can I help? I don't know a lot about you other pot makes you horny or something.

Vorpy · 2011-07-10 23:22:23

Bob is turned on by nothing.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-07-10 23:22:44

Boobs?

Bee · 2011-07-10 23:23:12

You're turned on by not being turned on.

Bob · 2011-07-10 23:23:33

Juan: I like it, but it doesn't get me off.

vaca: ...Could that mean that I have a fetish for pot?

Bee:

vacasama · 2011-07-10 23:27:28

Well, I also vaguely remember you liking women.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-07-10 23:32:06

I declare that you have a fetish for three-hole binders.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-07-10 23:42:23

^ Are you implying that Bob's forgotten fetish is acupuncture?

Chagen · 2011-07-10 23:44:13

Browse Fapchan.

Once you've gotten the basic ones out of the way, hit 4chan, and browse /d/. That should get most things covered.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-07-10 23:45:11

It still sucks that no one caters to my fetish.

Bob · 2011-07-10 23:45:29

^^Waaaaaaaaaay ahead of you, Chagacabra

^That fetish being?

curiousTraitor · 2011-07-10 23:46:12

^ Political discourse.

vacasama · 2011-07-10 23:47:05

That's a rather mundane fetish

glennmagusharvey · 2011-07-10 23:47:19

^^^ Now I'm mentally picturing someone being turned on by town halls and teleprompters.

^ And specifically, seeing them in situations that are totally SFW, apparently, which makes it hard to find on porn sites because all they have is NSFW shit.

Bob · 2011-07-10 23:49:16

Just google one piece swimsuits.

Also, plenty of people cater to that fetish. Granted, most of them do it unwittingly, but it still counts.

Vorpy · 2011-07-10 23:49:48

Like, cooking? Going around the store? Talking on the phone?

DYRE · 2011-07-10 23:50:33

Um... if you have a SFW one-piece swimsuit fetish then... look for one-piece swimsuits on non-porn sites. Problem solved.

Bob · 2011-07-10 23:51:59

http://www.amazon.com/s?ie=UTF8&rh=n%3A1046624&page=1

http://www.swimsuitsforall.com/prodshelf.asp?dept_id=100066#back

Or, if you're a ~~filthy disgusting sick motherfucker~~ lolicon:

http://www.oldnavy.com/products/girls-one-piece-swimsuits.jsp

glennmagusharvey · 2011-07-10 23:52:16

^^ Much as some people might wish, *booru girls in swimsuits are not as sexy as the real-life women.

DYRE · 2011-07-10 23:53:37

Or, if you're a filthy disgusting sick motherfucker lolicon:

http://www.oldnavy.com/products/girls-one-piece-swimsuits.jsp

Aww... some of those are cute.

I wish I were a little girl so I could wear them.

Bob · 2011-07-10 23:53:56

^^...But, those are real women.

Except for that last one, of course. NOW SHUT UP AND START FAPPING YOU WORTHLESS MAGGOT.

^I'm not going to lie, a few of them are pretty cute.

WHY MUST LITTLE GIRLS HAVE SUCH AWESOME CLOTHING?

DYRE · 2011-07-10 23:56:47

Much as some people might wish, *booru girls in swimsuits are not as sexy as the real-life women.

I actually meant more like what Bob linked to. And of course, non-shopping websites as well, but basically I wasn't talking about animu/mango pictures.

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