The lack of manly traps

Bob

Now, by manly traps, I don't mean unconvincing traps, nor do I mean regular old men who happen to look like women. What I mean is, I've noticed a disturbing lack of traps who don't act as one would expect them to. I mean, why must it be so hard to find a boy that looks and dresses like a girl (and actually enjoys dressing / looking like a girl), yet drinks, swears like a sailor and goes all macho pick-up artist mode when they see someone they find hot? Why must all traps be all girly and fragile?

Icalasari

That would be the most confusing sight I would ever see

Tnophelia

It's because the reason most guys becomes traps is so they can become lady-like and feel a sense of chastity and innocence. The ones who do go down the path of the tomboy usually just end up getting beat up or raped.

Tnophelia

ISN'T HE CUUUTE?♥♥♥

Noimporta

Give that poor boy a sandwich.

Tnophelia

I don't mind that he's starving. He needs to be that skinny to fit into girl jeans. ♥

Tnophelia

Which is why hot topic sells those cute little belts.

It's weird that most of the girls I met in Hot Topic turned out to be guys. Even the cashier.

Central Avenue

"I know from experience" is one of those sentences that can make every statement funnier. Especially when it's true.

glennmagusharvey

^ Yeah, I know from experience.

Central Avenue

^ Wow, how did I miss the opportunity for that joke?

randomtropeloser

I wish I could become a trap.  I have the right body type, the large eyes, the silky hair, all I need is more money.  Enough money to go vegan and buy a ton of hair/skincare products.

Tnophelia

I bet Central Avenue is probably one of those cute femmy boys I see at the mall all of the time, that trick me into thinking they are a girl too. ^^

randomtropeloser

Hell, that photo you posted earlier could have been him for all we know!

Central Avenue

Heh, I wish...

Tnophelia

Awwwwwww...poor CA

Icalasari

I once had a crush on my best friend when I first met him, until I found out that he was a guy

I blame traps for making me bi (I also, when younger, shared a cabin at a summer camp with a trap. Just... How can you be a trap at THAT age? This was back when Digimon was extremely popular and in the first (or second) seasons)

inkblot

We are all going to die. ^_^

Tnophelia

Y

Tnophelia

I LIEK HIS HAIR

CommandoDude

So basically OP wants to find a Scot?

Tnophelia

Scot?

as in Scottish person?

glennmagusharvey

So, if you eat a mimic corpse, which turns you into an object, can you be polymorphed into a bear trap when turned into an object?

Nethack had better have a custom message for that.

Tnophelia

If you eat a mimic, you turn into a biomimic. Mimics inhabit the thing they are inside of, which means, if a mimic gets inside of a can, it shall inhabit that, if a mimic gets inside of a chest, it shall inhabit the chest. They are like hermit crab ghosts, who change whatever object they can fit into, into their weapon and lair. A mimic inside a person would be like a demon possessing somebody, turning their openings into pseudomaws, depending on the size. If a small one gets inside, it only turns its entry point into a maw. If it's a fairly large one, every opening in your body turns into a pseudomaw.

Bob

"So you want a tomboy trap?"

Yes.

"So basically OP wants to find a Scot?"

Whut?

Tnophelia

I want boys who do boys like they're girls, who fight boys like they're boys, who party with boys like they're boys, who look like girls.