My girlfriend is bugging me on the phone

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-07-09 20:16:52

How do I get rid of her?

Moerin · 2011-07-09 20:17:53

Don't. Just leave the cute little thing alone and it'll leave of it's own accord.

inkblot · 2011-07-09 20:17:57

Fry it.

All Nines · 2011-07-09 20:18:34

If it were me, assuming I didn't scream and fall off of whatever I was sitting on, I would either hang up or slap her as hard as possible.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-07-09 20:20:07

Eh, I don't want to do that.

Moerin · 2011-07-09 20:21:00

Hey, spiders are adorabubble~ Truly the noblest of all Earth's children~ Eeeeh~

vacasama · 2011-07-09 20:22:09

I like feed to them houseflies when I was younger.

Schitzo · 2011-07-09 20:28:59

I usually punch insects that are face level. If there's one on me, I flick it off, and punch it where it lands.

Moerin · 2011-07-09 20:29:44

But spiders are arachnids. Stay on topic. >.>

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-07-09 20:33:56

What the hell are you guys talking about?

vacasama · 2011-07-09 20:34:21

What's so great about spiders?

MillerCross · 2011-07-09 20:36:33

This thread is the shit.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-07-09 20:47:47

Really, guys, I'm confused.

vacasama · 2011-07-09 20:48:24

Tsk tsk, you went and changed the OP and the title.

All Nines · 2011-07-09 20:49:36

And that's awesome. I fixed my response, too.

Moerin · 2011-07-09 20:51:51

I was referring to the fact that she's obviously a black widow.

MillerCross · 2011-07-09 21:01:50

Ooooh, you like them evil and venomous, do ya?

Moerin · 2011-07-09 21:03:29

Black widows are my favourite animal, actually. >.> Such strength and dignity, unhampered by morality and sentiment~ That in-born need to dominate and possess~ Mmmm, they're so amazing, eheh~

Vivi · 2011-07-09 21:05:14

If Moerin is the Black Widow in our relationship then...;-;

Schitzo · 2011-07-09 21:10:27

*iorilaugh.avi

vacasama · 2011-07-09 21:38:20

What? You're scared that Moerin is going to eat you?

glennmagusharvey · 2011-07-09 22:51:16

WAT U DID THAR

I C IT

(FYI: The thread's title was originally (spoiler) "A spider is crawling on my arm".)

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