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All of the IJBM threads I want to make are sex-related

BobBob
edited 2011-02-15 00:02:57 in IJBM meta
And as such, I can't help but feel like a filthy little whore. And normally I actually like feeling like a filthy little whore.

Comments

  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser
    If that's the case, don't worry and just do your thing.  People probably won't mind as long as the thread is funny or discussible in some way.
  • BobBob
    But that's just the thing, they aren't! What is there to discuss about wanting to shove a popsicle up your snatch or having a threeway involving a sentient teddy bear and your son from the future or convincing Comedy Central to put the Sarah Silverman show back on the air for the sole reason of eating Sarah out to get on TV?
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser
    edited 2011-02-15 00:10:43
    Try taking the ideas into your cellar, buzz sawing them to pieces, stitching the pieces back together, and posting the result, and voila, you've got a thread.  A thread nobody can argue with because it's so over the top and hilarious that people just have to accept it for what it is.
  • BobBob
    I tried, but all I ended up with was a major brain fart and, for some reason, a dead transexual Tijuanan hooker. ;_;
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser
    edited 2011-02-15 00:15:34
    Dude, most threads here are nothing but brain excrement in text form anyway.  And, a dead Tijuanan hooker?  Did your mind give birth to them or something, or were you just multitasking that night?
  • BobBob
    ^^Technically, both.

    ^Well, how the hell am I supposed to gauge how sexy something is? Do we have, like, a sexiness chart, or something?
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    I'd make a sexiness chart, but that would get us kicked off Vanilla for sure.
  • BobBob
    Well, just upload it elsewhere and link to it! This is something we need to know, Central! Don't screw us over on this one!
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser
    edited 2011-02-15 00:20:43
    ^^^ I see.  I'm surprised you couldn't come up with anything good to post after that.

    Also, as for a sexiness chart, I can try drawing one up sometime.  Can anyone wire me the money for a scanner?
  • BobBob
    DO IT
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser
    Actually, we could probably just use the lust flowchart as a reference point, and infer what we need to know from there.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    Does anyone have a link to the lust chart, BTW? I kinda wanna look at it again, just 'cause.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Troper lust flowchart? wut?
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    Make a Sleazy Thread.
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