This is my TRIUMPHANT return!

Dr_Ivo_Robotnik · 2011-07-08 23:37:36

I have come back you pathetic sniveling worms, and this time I have a robot ARMY! You don't stand a chance! I will RULE It Just Bugs Me and make it the official Doctor Ivo Robotnik forums!

vacasama · 2011-07-08 23:39:28

Dr_Ivo_Robotnik · 2011-07-08 23:43:23

...I don't even know how to respond to the insanity of that statement.

Icalasari · 2011-07-08 23:47:54

So, still like hamsters?

ninjaclown · 2011-07-08 23:48:42

You going to be in Generations?

Dr_Ivo_Robotnik · 2011-07-08 23:48:48

^^You'll be among the first to be turned into a robot!

^Can't say or else I may or may not lose a contract I may or may not have

Bee · 2011-07-08 23:51:28

Stop trying to unleash shambling eldritch horrors. The last one wouldn't stop calling me.

Dr_Ivo_Robotnik · 2011-07-08 23:52:13

^ I'll stop it when that DAMN HEDGEHOG STOPS RUINING MY PLANS!

Bee · 2011-07-08 23:57:26

Be nihilist and stop making plans.

They have cookies.

Nihilist cookies.

Dr_Ivo_Robotnik · 2011-07-08 23:58:56

But nihilists never rule the world and turn it into a giant amusement park!

Bee · 2011-07-09 00:07:23

I'm trying to picture a nihilist amusement park now. The roller coasters just kind of wander aimlessly.

Dr_Ivo_Robotnik · 2011-07-09 00:18:32

See? That isn't fun at all!

MINE would do loop de loops!

Vorpy · 2011-07-09 02:56:44

Dr. Ivo Robotnik.

...you aren't a real doctor, are you?

inkblot · 2011-07-09 03:00:57

Can I call you Eggman?

AdolfHitler · 2011-07-09 06:50:18

Hey Robotnik, has anyone ever told you that you suck? I mean, your plans keep getting foiled by a fucking hedgehog.

Radd · 2011-07-09 08:09:45

Your plans got ruined by Stalin, that's a bit worse than a blue hedgehog.

Schitzo · 2011-07-09 13:29:26

Meh...

vacasama · 2011-07-09 13:32:29

That's because that idiot thought it was great idea to invade the Soviet Union in the winter.

Dr_Ivo_Robotnik · 2011-07-09 15:22:18

Vorpy: The doctor title is from my PhD in robotics.

inkblot: NO YOU CAN NOT!

AdolfHitler: Hey, I've done a LOT more than you have! That hog can destroy the best military machines out there, however, and that's not even CONSIDERING his super form!

...Which is blonde...

I'm on to you, Adolf!

Icalasari · 2011-07-09 15:28:28

I can't be the only one reading Robotnik's posts in his hammy voice

AdolfHitler · 2011-07-10 14:25:44

Your plans got ruined by Stalin, that's a bit worse than a blue hedgehog.

1. Being beaten by Stalin isn't worse than being beaten by a blue hedgehog, because Stalin > Sonic.

2. I didn't get beaten by Stalin, I got beaten by the Russian winter, a force of nature that Robotnik and Sonic and all those faggots couldn't handle nearly as effectively as I did.

nohaynicklibre · 2011-07-10 14:29:21

Fuck you Hitler if you were smart you wouldn't be dead

LouieW · 2011-07-10 14:35:52

Wow, look at all of those Eggman's robots.

AdolfHitler · 2011-07-10 14:37:13

if you were smart you wouldn't be dead

But I'm not dead. You'd think me not being dead would be obvious, given that I'm posting here...

Dr_Ivo_Robotnik · 2011-07-10 16:39:35

Hitler: My robots wouldn't be stopped by their winter. If you have observed correctly, you would see that they work JUST fine in ice zones!

LouieW: I always love those remixes. So catchy...

DrShipman · 2011-07-10 16:41:04

Advice from one Doctor to another:

Sometimes needles work better than robots.

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