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  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    I don't think this legume's got what it takes Juan! Bwahahaha >:D
  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-07-08 19:31:52
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Juan, armies run at the mention of your name because you look like an ogre's backside.

    I didn't want no part of that.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Thousands of armies running at the very mention of your name.

    "Hey look, Vorpy"

    "omg where"

    "ooo moe"

    "socuuuuuute"

    "duuuruup"

    "cuuuuuute"

    "oh gawd"

    "purrrrr puuuu"
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    edited 2011-07-08 19:33:01
    You can change. You can.
    You're just jelly because I'm loved. 

    ^I meant "away" not "close to you in order to try and seduce."
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    You can command your armies anyway you want, Beany. Juan commands his with respect. Vorpy commands hers with DESUDESUDESUDESU.
  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-07-08 19:34:17
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    ^^ You're just jelly because I didn't get beat by the ugly stick when I was a kid.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I don't have armies.

    I have armies that I tell Juan to command for me.
  • MoerinMoerin
    I prefer leggies to armies myself. >.>
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Oh yeah, I forgot the strange hierarchies that dictate our cruel domain.
  • StrangeBeanStrangeBean
    Gentle Mann of Leisure
    I dun wanna scare people. I'm not good with rejection.

    Hey! Legumes can be very resilient! How many times have YOU died?
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    None...how about you Legyume?
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    So you have the power of immortality :D?
  • StrangeBeanStrangeBean
    Gentle Mann of Leisure
    I have the power of punching death in the face.

    He knows not to mess with me.
  • MoerinMoerin
    But Death is a "she".  A really beautiful goth "she".  Unless Gaiman was lying to me, but why would he?
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Someone who can't die...You'll make a good addition to the team.
  • StrangeBeanStrangeBean
    Gentle Mann of Leisure
    ^^ It's a dude. I think. It was kind of dark at the time.

    ^ My ability to not die will surely come in handy with the postings.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Especially with all the battles you'll have to fight during your time here.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Who says I have armies? I said armies run away at the mention of my name. Useful when you want to piss on a flag in a military base. And fun, too. :D
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Why would you do that...
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Because he's a War Hipster.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    A wipster? 
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Didn't realize there were war hipsters...
  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-07-08 19:56:50
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    ^^Wapster.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Because there's nothing that destroys a man's will too fight than seeing the symbol of the reason their fighting for being pissed on by a cocaine-fueled madman with a box. 
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    "No, I won't use this AR to kill people, that's too mainstream. I think I will bring this revolver and a wakizashi instead, because Longswords are too mainstream."
  • LouieWLouieW
    edited 2011-07-08 19:57:48
    Loser
    Forzare,
    Welcome to IJBM.

    Leave your sanity at the door, or you'll go crazier than Vorpy.

    I would not listen to Forzare about that second part. I would suggest being yourself and keeping your sanity.

    Also, I really think that being super tough and resilient is unnecessary on IJBM II despite what other people may say. Then again, I am pretty much a cataquack, so maybe I am wrong about that.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    cataquack

    What is that

    Also, we're kidding, I swear. If this place was really trying, do you think I'd keep coming back?

    Of course, there are some annoying threads, but you get used to avoid them.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    I was joking.  :<

    I like to think that I'm sane here sometimes.
  • StrangeBeanStrangeBean
    Gentle Mann of Leisure
    Well, thank you all for the words of welcome.

    I won't be anyone but myself, so don't worry bout that.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    THank you for investigating where your extra views were coming from. :3

    ....how did you do that anyway?
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