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Evidently I am attracted to every ethnic group

MalkavianMalkavian
edited 2011-07-06 00:27:57 in Meatspace
MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
except my own.

Dear Lord, why did I have to be born Jewish?
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  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Because of your genetic predecessors, I expect.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    WHAT THE HELL MANG

    YOU FUCKIN NEO-NAZI

    this is a joke
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    I must admit, some Thanksgivings resulted in me thinking that Himmler wasn't that off track...

    DEAR GOD CHAGEN'S RIGHT
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Lol, selfhating Jews. /Joke
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Everyone else has had a go at hating the Jews thus far.

    This is Vorpy's horrible influence, blame her.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    If you think the jews don't hate the jews, you clearly haven't met any.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Well, at least you'd get along with skinheads.

    STRIKE STRIKE STRIKE STRIKE KLSdjhlkasdsad;;
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    KRIEG KRIEG KRIEG KRIEG!
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Give an Austrian an inch and he'll annex a nation. -_-;

    Give a Jew an inch and he'll demand correct change.
  • ChagenChagen
    edited 2011-07-06 00:41:24
    [tɕagɛn]
    WIR MUSSEN DEUSTCHLAND JUDENFREI MACHEN!!!

    FÜR DEN HERRENRASSE
  • MoerinMoerin
    ^^Give a Scot an inch and he'll do both. >.>
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    edited 2011-07-06 00:44:03
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    ^^^Unless his mom's there, then they'll argue about whether he's being stingy.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Give me an inch and I'll ask for six more ;3
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Give a Colombian an inch, and he'll use it to store Cocaine for future selling.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    That's just greedy, Vivi.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Give an American an inch and he'll use it to topple a democratically elected South American president?

    ...

    I JUST WANT TO FIT IN!
  • MoerinMoerin
    Give me an inch and it'll be eight by the time the night's over. >.>
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    -gives Moerin an inch-
  • vacasamavacasama
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    I like where this is going.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    -gives em both six-
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Give an American an inch and he'll use it to topple a democratically elected South American president?

    Apart from Nicaragua, I can't think of any examples of that.
  • All NinesAll Nines
    edited 2011-07-06 00:50:00
    Has friends besides tanks now
    Here's one I just thought up:

    Give me an inch and I'll pay you back with interest . . .

    I liked Moerin's better, though.
  • MoerinMoerin
    Unfortunately it's morning over here, so I'm not sure how this works out.  Hmmm.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    edited 2011-07-06 00:50:22
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    ^^ Like, 9.9% p.a?

    Cause's that's a long time until anyone gets a boning is all.
  • All NinesAll Nines
    edited 2011-07-06 00:51:20
    Has friends besides tanks now
    Jeez, Alex, do I need to add "if you catch my drift" to every post I make for you to get it? >:[
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Nicaragua was just the most successful. Reagan admitted to having agents all over South America to 'prevent Marxism' but that's neither here not there.'

    WHY CAN'T I LIKE A NICE JEWISH GIRL?
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    edited 2011-07-06 00:52:44
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    ^^ It's just good to have specifics is all.

    Cause something like 10% p.a means it's like ten years until you've got another inch. Does it take ten years for you to get a stiffy? A stiffy two inches long?

    This is for my research that is very important.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Well, yeah, but Allende wasn't exactly democratically elected, although after Pinochet...well, let's just say that revisionism is a handy way of describin what happened and leave it at that.

    WHY CAN'T I LIKE A NICE JEWISH GIRL?

    For the same reason that none of the girls here are satisfying.
  • All NinesAll Nines
    edited 2011-07-06 00:53:55
    Has friends besides tanks now
    ^^ . . . So what if it does? Is that a problem? >_>
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Not for me, of course. : >
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