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If your waifu were real...

MalkavianMalkavian
edited 2011-07-04 22:52:09 in Media
MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
she'd hang out with the popular kids and think you were weird.
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  • DYREDYRE
    I have many waifus.

    Your post is only true for some of them.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    I'm one of the popular kids. Sometimes. Depending on which school I'm talking about. Or what period of my life. 
  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled
    > implying I have a waifu
    > implying I'm not popular
    > implying mai waifu would be if I had one
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    This is why you get the yanderes and Rei Ayanamis as your waifu.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    How real?

    Are magical powers and as-yet-unknown technology transferrable?
  • TheMightyAnonymTheMightyAnonym
    ~♥YES♥~! I *AM* a ~♥cupcake♥~! ^_^
    MAI WAIFU IS REAL. :D

    And we are both weirdos that hang out with the cool kids.

    She scrapes cheese off of her pizza, just like me. That's like, such a super special awesome odd thing to have in common that it's mind blowing.

    /gloating
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    My waifu is a corpse. If the cool kids are hanging out with a corpse then they have got to be into what I am.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    My waifu is a ghost, and we share a soul, so she can't really go anywhere...
  • vacasamavacasama
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    So she's inside you if I'm reading this right.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Sometimes.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    Twilight Sparkle wouldn't hang out with the popular kids.

    I mean what.
  • AlkthashAlkthash
    I'm a damn twisted person
    Your waifu is an unicorn. Your argument is invalid.
  • NyarlyNyarly
    Likes cheesecake unironically.
    ^^ Twilight Sparkle is your waifu? You want to fuck a pony?
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Is a "an unicorn" or "a unicorn"? Pronunciation would support "a", but spelling on paper would support "an". English sucks.

    If my waifu were real, I'd probably be in the midst of a very exciting and tense relationship where the sex is great but the social dissonance threatens to shatter it.

    So pretty much the last one, but with more sex.
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    It would be "a unicorn" because in this case there's a Y-sound before the "U" sound. It's a spelling problem.
  • inkblotinkblot
    edited 2011-07-05 09:22:58
    000
    Twilight Sparkle is your waifu? You want to fuck a pony?
  • TheMightyAnonymTheMightyAnonym
    ~♥YES♥~! I *AM* a ~♥cupcake♥~! ^_^
    Twilight Sparkle doesn't have to stay pony though...

    http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/18256?search=Twilight_Sparkle human

    http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/24020?search=Twilight_Sparkle human

    If you disagree, Twilight *IS* magic, and she is shown to be able to transfigure stuff, so it isn't too farfetched that she could pull off a spell that would make her human.
  • MoeDantesMoeDantes
    no longer cuddly, but still Edmond
    A pony in human form is still a pony though.

    My waifu is canonically shown to be something of a social outcast, so I don't have to worry about it.

    Of course I don't have to worry about it anyway because she's not real. If she were, she'd probably be kinda annoying. *is self-aware enough to know the flaws in his fantasies*
  • vacasamavacasama
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    A pony in human form is still a pony though.

    Could you explain what that statement is suppose to mean?
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    I'm laughing at the fact that this managed to derail you guys.

    And it's "a unicorn" just as much as it's "an hour".
  • MoeDantesMoeDantes
    no longer cuddly, but still Edmond
    ^^ Just what it sounds like. If an animal was turned into a human, and you knew she was an animal originally, that would still be an obstacle to any sort of sexual relationship you might have.

    Then again, humans fucking animals grosses me out like nothing else, so I doubt others would be affected by it.
  • DYREDYRE
    edited 2011-07-05 14:08:29
    I can't decide who my waifu is! D:

    I dunno if it's Yui Hirasawa, or Fate Testarossa, or Rin Kokonoe, or Sakura Kinomoto!

    At the very least, Yui might not think I'm weird.

    Rin would definitely hate me though.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Too bad Yui's already gotten her heart stolen by Azusa.
  • DYREDYRE
    edited 2011-07-05 14:15:10
    And Ui and Mio and Sawa-chan and that girl whose name I can't remember who's in the keion-bu at college and pretty much everyone else.

    And Fate has Nanoha and Rin has Aoki and Sakura has Syaoran but damn it I won't let little things like that get in my way!
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    edited 2011-07-05 14:19:07
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Nah, Sawa-Chan's with Mugi and Mio/Ritsu have makeup sex practically every night.

    Sawa-chan will be mine, though!
  • AlkthashAlkthash
    I'm a damn twisted person
    My waifu is MP Eva #5. She's just so moe when she's tearing apart giant cyborgs or impaling herself with a giant lance while floating into orbit. I mean w ho could say no to her smile?
  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!
    My waifu is the Bombchu Lady



    So hot
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    > My waifu is MP Eva #5.
    She's just so moe when she's tearing apart giant cyborgs or impaling
    herself with a giant lance while floating into orbit. I mean w ho could
    say no to her smile?

    STFU
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    ^^Dayum
  • snowbullsnowbull
    Cue-bey
    Wait a minute, the Bomb-chu lady doesn't wear pants? The fuck?

    And since when were her breasts that big?
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