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Autosuck Vagina

IcalasariIcalasari
edited 2011-07-04 14:07:02 in General
No rainbow star
"Electric-powered, vagina-like vacuum and suction pump to masturbate the penis ." I found this when searching to find out what Autonepiophilia is (Never knew the greek term for baby, so it left me confused) ...Who would make an Autosuck? Or USE it, for that matter!?

Comments

  • BlackHumorBlackHumor
    Who would make a vibrator? Really, sometimes it annoys me that sex toys for women are so much more acceptable than sex toys for men.

    If I go on any longer I'll get drawn into genderwank so I think I'll stop now.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    > Really, sometimes it annoys me that sex toys for women are so much more acceptable than sex toys for men. 

    I think this is a fair point.
  • CommandoDudeCommandoDude
    CRIMINAL SCUM!
    It would rip your dick off.
  • vacasamavacasama
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    Don't say that!  It might give somebody some weird ideas.
  • AXavierBAXavierB
    When a woman uses a sex toy, she's either healthily exploring her sexual identity or not being fulfilled by her husband. When a man uses a sex toy, he's an unloved recluse and potential rapist and/or serial killer.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    I don't have an issue with male sex toys. But wouldn't something like a vibrating or massaging fake vagina be better than sticking your dick into something akin to a vaccuum cleaner?
  • AXavierBAXavierB
    They have much weirder sex toys, love. :P
  • inkblotinkblot
    edited 2011-07-04 17:06:59
    000
    That's a Fark headline waiting to happen.

    "Dick-eating vaccum vagina ensures virgin will stay a virgin forever."
  • All NinesAll Nines
    edited 2011-07-04 17:06:17
    Has friends besides tanks now
    ^^ Uh . . . huh. I'm now curious as to how that works.

    And I, too, could see biodegradable sex toys going horribly, hilariously horribly wrong.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    ^
    It's the electroshock stuff isn't it.
    Pretty sure it is.
  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    I imagined as such. I was hoping for something more complicated.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    "It's compatible with all of our electrosex accessories. This is a rare, affordable e-stim unit that has a total of 6 whopping channels. That means you can hook up a pair of tens pads, a set of penis bands, a bi-polar anal plug, the electro cock rings, and electro clamps and still have 1 complete channel left over. "
  • AXavierBAXavierB
    I've always wanted to try one of those. >_>
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    I never realised sex toy technology provided such a rich degree of customisation.

    This warrants further investigation.
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