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Tsunderes

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  • edited 2011-07-02 23:23:27

    >and carry it around in a backpack with them always so that you'd never be able to leave them again.

    Don't you mean "watch the sunrise together on a nice boat"?

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    ^^^I keep meaning to read that...
  • Well, this thread just got stupid. Might as well start thinking of more ways to be Tsundere for Chagen.
  • >These are the kind of girls that break into your house while you’re away, hide under your bed while you’re at home, schlick directly under you while you sleep, come out when you’re gone again, schlick again in your bed while licking and humping your pillows, and then proceed to check your messages to see if you’re involved with another girl.

    ...not gonna lie, that sounds awesome.

  • One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Except for the last bit, that's pretty sweet if she's at least moderately attractive. But think of the worst case scenario, too.
  • Pffft, nymphos do that, too. Plus, you have the added benefit of them not being homicidal.
  • One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Bob makes a promising argument.

    Yeah, nymphos seem like the better choice, especially if you can get more than one in the same place.
  • Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    Nymphos run the risk of going off and sleeping with other men. If you're not into polyamory, a Yandere has its benefits.
  • Yes, but lesbian nymphos don't. Plus, if everyone's cool with an "open relationship"...
  • One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Honestly, the chance of things not working with a yandere isn't worth the murderous risk. Nymphos are the safer option and just as likely to appreciate our disgusting sexual habits.
  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    But you don't get the homemaker potential out of them, nor that endearing devotion.
  • Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    Hmm...I can settle for a nympho whispering yanderey phrases during sex.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-07-02 23:51:28
    Yes, disgusting sexual habits.

    ^^>Yandere
    >homemaker potential

    Say what

    ^That... might work, actually.
  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Being wholly devoted to you implies long-term relationship.
  • Assuming she hasn't tried to kill you by that point.
  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Oh, the glass is always half-empty with you, isn't it?
  • edited 2011-07-02 23:54:46
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    Killing you isn't the issue. Killing everyone you know is.

    Though if you can put an leash on her (entendre totally intended), then you have it made.
  • Killing you is still a possibility though.
  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    ^not really. They'd just lock you up in a basement and chain you up so you couldn't leave.
  • One foot in front of the other, every day.
    I feel kind of terrible about this, but I really can't think of anything good about a yandere beyond the sex.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-07-02 23:56:38
    ^^Oh, okay. Much better.

    ^Ditto, only without the feeling terrible part. You just know they'd be awesome in the sack.
  • edited 2011-07-02 23:57:28
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    ^^DEVOTION.

    ^Exactly! (sighs)
  • Because all devotion is good devotion. Just like attention.
  • One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Thing is, I don't want unconditional love. I want to deserve it.
  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Pure, unadultered, focused, devotion.
  • One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Like a pet you fuck, kinda.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-07-03 00:01:56
    ^^^And I don't want someone to be so obsessed with me that quickly or fervently.

    ^No, just a startlingly willing slave.
  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Honestly, I think it'd best to be with someone who was just genki deredere (/weeaboo) but something about Yanderes makes me tingly.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-07-03 00:02:20
    genki deredere

    Bwah?
  • not really. They'd just lock you up in a basement and chain you up so you couldn't leave.

    Back in the day, yanderes would actually have the guts to kill you for being disloyal.
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