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Vorpy

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Vorpy

<̧͈̺͛ͤ̃͡M̫̃̈́͆ͮͩ͌̆ͮ̀̕ơ̱̦͖̞͚͈̾̓̆͐́͡d͖̫ͫ͆̅̐ͭ͒̽ͪ̀ ̵̥̬̝͓͉̦̅̈́ͯͧ̑͑̎̇Ḫ̶͉͖͙͓ͦ̌ͭ̌͛ͧͮ̚͞a̶̘̥̣̼͒̀̒̎͠t̊̀͂̓̒҉̬͇͎̥ ̛̒̃ͣͭ͑ͦ̌̿ͧ͏̟̲̲̝͈͚̮̙ͅƠ̸̬̜̖̭͙̪̹̹̼̿ͥͭ͛̀N͉̯̣̽̉ͬ́>̶̢̦̩̖̗̂̎̆͒̑̚
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̰̥̮̌ͪ͂̔̃̑Ḋ͍̻͙͚̲̮̱̦ͯ́ͦO̡͙͖̤̰͉̭͍͎ͬ͟͡ ̡̺̼̰͍̣̦̟̤̺̔ͣ̿͋̔͐ͪ̿ͮ͞͡Ṅ̸̴̘̬̣̪̪̗̘̪̅̊ͦ̋̿Õ͉̻͐̋̉ͦṰ̟̹͈̌̾͒̊̓̄̒ͪ̾͡͡ ̢̺̣͔̘̝̝̺͓͂ͨͮ͛ͯ͞U̬͖̮͎̜̒̉̌͌̏S̷̵͎͔̹̤͓̬̱ͧẺ̲̲̤̫͓̐ͥ̌̄ͬ̓ ̷̟̠̬͖̾ͭ̂T̏ͥ̂ͭͤ̀҉͔̣͢Ḩ̲͔̲͐A̴̿ͯ́́ͯ̎͗ͩͧ͏͍͓͖̜̘̫̣̖T̬̥̾̀ͭ̏͆̔̕ ̨͎̞̼̜͇̝̰̖̓̓͗̓̇͆ͬͩ͗M̘̭̣̈́̎͘À̹̣̭̳͓̳̣̚Rͭͬͮ̽̀̀̆͋҉̢̟͔͇̗͕̀K̨̪̟̣̪ͪ̋ͅU̶̒ͨ̿͞͏͔͔̘̪̻̮̪̯P̶̡̮̮̱̩̯̩̗̆̓ͩ͛ͥͣ͒ ͔̯̪ͯ͋ͧ̈́̈̊͌͡ͅA̧̙̰̭̬̱ͦ̒̋͒͋͊͂͢Ṅ͖̻̫̦͈͙̙͆̊͛̾̀Ÿ̴̡̰̹̯̙̹͎̗́̅́̈́ͤ͐͗̌ͅW̝̟͓̻̭͔̠̉̀ͬ͆̓̓͢͠H̯͈̯̠͍͉̖͌̄̾̓̽͛̇̀Ḛ̙̦̗ͤ̏ͫͬͮR̩̪̞̓̏͋͆̾͌ͤ̊Ę̤̬̟̹̯̲̭̤̾ͮ̆ ̵̟̘̻͉̙̼̒́̊ͦ̈́̀I̓̈̽ͪ̅̎͆̈͠͏̞̯̖̱͖̱͢N̳̟̲̣̜ͦͤ̐ͪ̊ͭ͡ ̱̹̬̣̻̘̟̼ͯͮT̸̲̗͎̖̠̩̻͋̾̂́͋̕͟H̗̖͇̻̐̽͝ͅE̶̸͚͎͖̐ͦ͜ ͙̭͇̩̖̓̃̋̌̊͠F̨̣͓̲̉̉̇͌O͙͂̉̔̃̔R͙͑̐͂̔ͥ͝Ú̢̖͖̫͉ͥ͘Mͬ̍̇̊̆҉͕̞͎̹͚̲͠S̨̲̰̹̫͇̞̒̍̆͆̐̄̐̂͊.̢̌͂́ͮ͆ͥ̈́͑͋͏̭̪͙
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̬̞͇̮ͫ̍̋ͨ͒̑̔ͤ̚͜Ā̴̛͙̰ͧͤͭ̌ͥ̋̓̚͡N̡̢͓͇͔̟͎͇̞̽ͤͤ̆̋̊Y̵̳͈͙͍ͦ̑͗ͤ͋͐̋́W̴͒̚͏̱͔Ḩ̞̜͇̬̾ͤ̈́̅ͥ̒͞Ë̵̡̟̘̩̤̤̰̥̠́͋̇͂R̻̹̫͙̥͔̜͐̌ͮ̒ͮE͕͉ͨ̇̈.͎͓̘͎ͦ̾͟͟
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̵̺͖̈́̌͋ͣ́̋̎C̹̰͕͖͙͕̮̊̑̑ͬ͋̏ļ̜̻ͦͬ͑͑̔̿ͨ̅ͭe̴̘̖͖̯ͯ̍̒̓̀̌ͫ͐a̢̪̞͙̠̙̙̦̻ͥ̿͗̿͗̃̈͟r̸̡̖̮͎̻̣̙̙ͣͤ,̨̥̞͓͖͂͊ͪ̊͛̃ͣ͆͟ ͚̥̯͎͂̔̍̍ͫͥ͗ͤň̰͍̩̍͛͋̇ͅŏ̭͉̟̠̰̠̅̃̎ͅw̢͕̮̙̠͙͓̪̄ͤ̎ͫ̽?̑ͫ̉̓͋͑̚̕͏̩͙̘̥̻͎
̖̲̤͐ͩͪ̒̓̔͝͠
̭̱̳ͪ̽̌͗ͬͬ͂̎͊́≮͉̬̼͉̭̙̻ͪ̅͜͢M̨͙̠̒̌͊̊ͥ̓̌͘ó̵̪̲̟̼̞̱̼̭̟͊͊͛ͫ͛̂͗d̤̤̹̗̹̻̮̝̍͆͝ ̫̜̲͌͒ͬ̿͋͢H̡̜̻̝̺̯̰̏̈́͒̅̈́̾͟á̧̛̰̒ț͖̒̆͂͝ ̶̙̹̩̞͓̤͛̋͡͡O̴̡͎̗̹̎̽ͣͨ͋̽̕F͈̼̽ͤͬF̠̙ͮ̊͛͆̇̾͊̀>̵͉͚̞̥͇͓͊̈ͩ͟͢ ̸̙͓̔̋͌͒̏

Nyarly

Zalgo sucks.

Vorpy

Zalgo sucks

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Nyarly

Of course, I can see why it appeals to you.

Vorpy

Because it's ironic

GLORIOUSLeader

The term you're looking for is ironical. 

Vorpy

Nope, it's iroh.

GLORIOUSLeader

Inclined to agree. 

Vorpy

GLORIOUSLeader

I wonder how large his penis is. 

MillerCross

Geez, keep your Fetish Fuel stuff outta here.

GLORIOUSLeader

Hint: that little red thing near his crotch above the blue guy's tail? Pubic hair. Yep, the curtains match the carpet.

Also, I have never seen a thing that horrifies my sensibilities as much as this. 

And that's not Bowser; it's his son.

MillerCross

I need a freaking drink, man...