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My friend's seven-year-old brother

All NinesAll Nines
edited 2011-06-30 20:37:56 in Meatspace
Has friends besides tanks now
The kid has severe anger issues, and according to my friend, might not be living there much longer. On top of having stabbed said friend with a pair of scissors about a week ago (hard enough that the friend said he would probably be okay after the bleeding was reduced to a trickle), he also "destroyed his room, broke every video game controller [they] own, and severed the phone lines." It's kinda heartbreaking.

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  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    ... severed the phone lines. How do you even
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
    broke every video game controller [they] own

    ಠ_ಠ

  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    But did he break 33 pencils? 
  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year
    No, he only has anger issues. That doesn't make him a monster.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Not as big of one as Mr. Krabs, anyway. 
  • vacasamavacasama
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    Is "33 pencils" is some kind of joke?
  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    ^ It's a reference to an infamous Troper Tale. If someone less lazy than I cares to find it, they can show you.
  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    My friend said he's going to keep his golf club on hand in bed, just in case, and, while he's known for absurdity, I think I can actually believe that, given the circumstances . . .
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    ^^No, they can't. Zapped now, as with all the Complete Monster troper tales.
  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    Huh. That's a shame.
  • vacasamavacasama
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    Oh, I remember the 33 pencil dude.  I've read that at something awful.  It's become an in joke there.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    I still wonder what the hell possesed someone to think that deserved a spot on Complete Monster.
  • DYREDYRE
    edited 2011-06-30 23:42:55
    Because it was a joke, most likely.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    edited 2011-07-01 00:55:32
    You can change. You can.
    1) It was in Beware the Nice Ones. It was just potholed to Complete Monster.

    2) I don't have the original, but I have the reply, which is always amusing.

    I actually shit myself when I read that. There I realized I wasn't just dealing with the usual horrifyingly egotistical Troper Tale. This person will BREAK YOUR PENCILS without a second thought. Should he meet you, without any regret, he will DESTROY your beloved pencil collection. Your Crayola, your HB, everything. That beloved pencil you had for three years? Snapped in two with no remorse. Even if you reinforce your pencils to try and stop him, he has a good friend, even better in the arts of pencil-snapping. And when he is done, you will be nothing, sobbing in a heap of pencils as broken as your dreams. And he will laugh. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
  • StormtroperStormtroper
    Arguably, this Troper is probably the youngest of which who suffers from this Trope. This is practically the invisible label that's under the invisible Berserk Button of this 13-year old kid. He broke 33 pencils in his life, and had a good friend break two of those pencils because they were too hard. He even yelled at someone because that guy was the third person who asked if he could be punched for the third time, with a teacher only a mile ahead!
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