Fat Whisperer

IanExMachina

I really do feel a lot of alternative medicine/therapy (the kind labelled as spiritual or having crystals) is just so useless and stupid.

"If only it could be that easy, right?  Infamous West Hollywood Fat Whisperer Mary Ascension Saulnier prescribes strict calorie counting, detoxing and ultrasound technology when sending fat packing.  Yea, so what else is new?  Well, she actually talks to the fat...but not in the same “I loathe you” kind of way that most of us talk to our muffin tops. 

“I command you to get out!” orders the raw food chef and Pilates instructor to her clients (most of whom are celebs).  But first, an ultrasound emitter zeros in on problem areas and then the client is slathered in an herbal paste, wrapped with an Ace bandage and packed into an inflatable rubber suit.

“I listen to what emotion is in the cell membrane, and then I talk to it,” she said during an interview with Elle magazine. Once a student at The Santa Fe Academy of Natural Healing, she explains that her technique gets her close to the emotional heart of her clients’ over-eating issues."

Ponicalica

They can't do anything that could have any effect, positive or negative, or else it would have to be evaluated as medicine

Chagen

The only thing would/could do is create a placebo effect. 

Which is kinda useless.

Also, detoxing is bullshit that doesn't work. At all.

IanExMachina

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Well she also keeps them on a low calorie diet as well...

...Making the talking to the fat useless.

InsanityAddict

I thought this would be about a dating advisor for chubby-chasers.