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No dongs in Mortal Kombat

MalkavianMalkavian
edited 2011-06-28 16:22:41 in Media
MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
Now don't get me wrong, I'm not itching to see Sub Zero's schlong, nor do I think it would improve the game in any actual way.

It's just the fact that there was a conscious decision to do 'brutal' x-ray shots of bones breaking but not crossing the line of showing penors reveals what an immature mindset the develops had. A mindset I might add that they are attributing to gamers and aren't completely wrong about. So many people are banging on about how games are getting more mature but then get all 'ewww cooties' at the idea of something that might actually make them uncomfortable, as if the idea of seeing Johnny Cage's lil' Liu Kang will suddenly switch your orientation.

Comments

  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Let me guess, you can see the female characters' boobs?

    /NTTAWWT
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    edited 2011-06-28 16:24:37
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Double standards regarding sex and violence within media.

    I mean I don't see how seeing scorpions genitals would damage someone, unless he used them in his get over here move.

    That would be awesome actually.
  • inkblotinkblot
    000
    Share The Male Pain
  • All NinesAll Nines
    edited 2011-06-28 16:33:58
    Has friends besides tanks now
    See Sub-Zero's penis? You'd think the constant exposure to cold would force him to amputate due to frostbite. At the very least, it would be completely shrunken.

    On the other hand, I'll bet Shao Kahn's got an impressive package.

    Did I really just type that?

    @Ian: XD
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Oh, great, we're discussing non-existent dongs.

    FWIW, I bet all of you have big ones. 
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    I've got big balls! I've got big balls! And he's got big balls! And she's got big balls!
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    What does showing dongs in a fighting game has to do with anything?

    Did the developers directly say that they weren't going to put dongs in? Why?
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    I actually went to a rather well-sized party the other day. It was fun. 
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    ^^There's an x-ray function where you can see all the bones shattering in exquisite detail. However, the men have ken doll groins. It strikes me as incredibly twelve-year-old with the obsession with violence but being frightened of showing penises.

    ^Was it held for pleasure? Those are the ones I like best.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Yes, it was very pleasing and fun to do it. And many, many people came. Even Santorum was there! I had thought he was on his campaign trail, engaging in passionate pro-state stimulation. 
  • inkblotinkblot
    edited 2011-06-28 16:42:41
    000
    Seriously, imagining a dick being crushed doesn't make any of the men here wince?

    ^ Insert santorum joke here.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Not really, I used to have an ex with a really strong grip.

    Only if I imagine the noise as well.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    ^^If Mortal Kombat is all about being BRUTAL then that would be something they'd want to shoot for, no?
  • RaddRadd
    No, because then it'd bump the rating up to AO, and that would kill their sales. Also, dongs don't show up on X-ray.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    edited 2011-06-28 16:51:03
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    All this talk, I cannot stop thinking of Sub Zero giving Scorpion a hand job, and then it reading:
    FINISH HIM.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    ^^Kind of my point on how this reflects on gaming culture. Actually, come to think of it, sometimes dongs make films NC-17. Man, our culture is fucked up...
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Dante's Inferno had big, floppy Satan cock. It had physics during the final boss fight and everything.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    I made you all something :D

    GET OVER HERE

  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    lol Onaga penis

    lol Moloch penis

    lol Goro penis
  • BobBob
    See Sub-Zero's penis? You'd think the constant exposure to cold would force him to amputate due to frostbite. At the very least, it would be completely shrunken.

    Lol, no, silly. He's a cryomancer. His dick's supposed to be blue and icy.
  • vacasamavacasama
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    You have the urge to chew that?
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