My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.

IanExMachina

I started thrashing about and roared "You don't have enough badges to control me!"

Nyktos

Meh.

Gelzo

Thanks for reminding me of the Charizard sex move.

IanExMachina

^

The one where you set her on fire and make love to her burning corpse?

Gelzo

I guess you didn't see the thread cap I was thinking of.

You light her pubic hair on fire and flap your arms saying she doesn't have enough badges to control you.

MillerCross

Hot

ColorPrinter

*groans*