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Drawn porn Vs. Real porn / Hentai Vs. Porn

BobBob
edited 2011-06-27 01:06:52 in Webspace
A.K.A. perpetually embarrassed crying furry tentacle nazi anime loli chikan futanari schoolgirl ninja foxes in diapers eating, raping and shitting on each other (possibly in / not in that order) Vs. perpetually horny cum-covered big-tittied bisexual German Japanese screaming tranny whores in bondage gear on shitting tables taking it bareback from 13 inch ebony cocks on bodybuilding thugs who only talk about their HUGE COCK GOING INTO YOUR WET, YEARNING PUSSY.

A.K.A. the ridiculous shit you see in porn. If anyone can name any stupid porn / hentai clichés that I'm missing, don't hesitate to point them out! :D

Comments

  • wannabeotakingwannabeotaking
    Harbinger of thread and forum death
    you forgot the germans for porn
  • vacasamavacasama
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    You're missing a few terms.  I can't be arsed to remember what those are.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-06-26 23:47:18
    I also forgot BDSM gear and those cute little shitting tables. Also, diapers and lolis. Fixed~.
  • vacasamavacasama
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    Lolis?  Chikan?  "Don't look at me!"?
  • CommandoDudeCommandoDude
    CRIMINAL SCUM!
    GO FOR THE MONEY SHOT!
  • BobBob
    ^^Can "Don't look at me!" be clumped in with crying and resistance?
  • vacasamavacasama
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    From I've seen, it's more like embarrassment that just looks cute.
  • NyarlyNyarly
    Likes cheesecake unironically.
    Why are we so notorious for porn anyway? Is it really so weird?

    I never saw German porn myself, but as I imagine it, it's full of uptight people, who speak very (and unappropriately) formal to each other. At least, that's how a comedian portrayed German porn once (well, I found it funny).
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Apparently you guys have a reptuation for making scat porn.

    Apparently.
  • NyarlyNyarly
    Likes cheesecake unironically.
    ...What. Oh god, of all things...
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Have you ever seeen american Psycho? Well, that.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    "shitting tables"

    -Looks it up-

    WHY

    WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    ^
    To improve the functionality of a plain coffee table.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    You know, given that I would enjoy people watching me as I shit myself while wearing an absorbant kind of underwear, I really don't think I have the moral high ground here.

    So I'll shut up.
  • NyarlyNyarly
    Likes cheesecake unironically.
    You know, given that I would enjoy people watching me as I shit myself
    while wearing an absorbant kind of underwear

    TOO. MUCH. FREAKING. INFORMATION.

    We already know that you have a diaper fetish, you don't have to share your scat fetish too.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    You never read Fetishes then. It was common knowledge there.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Keep going, chagen. Nyarly's suffering is delicious. Tastes like apples.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    edited 2011-06-27 11:43:18
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    ^^^
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Juan: I have nothing else to share.

  • AHRAHR
    S'called common courtesy. While I'll make the occasional gay joke, I don't go into detail about my bondage fetish or what I'd like two men to do to each other in topics that do not call for it.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Kind of like the time I found a cucumber. I didn't eat it one night so I brought it with me into my room and began to rub oil on it. Afterwards I tied it to my pillow at a 45 degree angle and began pleasuring myself with it.

    The oil actually doesn't make it taste that bad either.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-06-27 13:20:05

    Vorpy had sex with Brak.

  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    "Kind of like the time I found a cucumber. I didn't eat it one night so I brought it with me into my room and began to rub oil on it. Afterwards I tied it to my pillow at a 45 degree angle and began pleasuring myself with it."

    fapfapfap
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    We now fap to Vorpy's lies? 

    Way to go, kids.
  • StormtroperStormtroper
    Apparently you guys have a reptuation for making scat porn.

    Apparently.


    Yes. With dogs.

    Hetalia said so so it's true.
  • evilnekoevilneko
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Can we be so sure it's a lie, Juan?

    Also, silicone dildos taste HORRIBLE.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Yes, I'm fairly sure it is a lie.
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