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Loungerie
What kind of horny dumbass would even think of something like this? Most of the time, it just looks plain stupid, I doubt it's comfortable to actually lounge in, and it doesn't even have the benefit of being as sexy as actual lingerie.
Since I know none of you nerds have no idea what this is, just google it.
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I'll take the fact that I've never heard of it as a compliment, thank you.
Anyway, it looks like bad hippie wear.
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cus today I swear I'm not doing anything
I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
Turn the TV on
Throw my hand in my pants
Nobodys gon' tell me I can't
I'll be lying on the couch just chillin in my snuggie
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
Cus in my castle I'm the freakin man
Oh Oh
Yes I said it
I said it
I said it cus I can
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cus today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
Woohoo ooh
Woohoo ooh hooh ooh ooh
Nothing at all
Woohoo ooh
Woohoo ooh hooh ooh ooh
Tomorrow I'll wake up do some P90X
Meet a really nice girl have some really nice sex
And she's gonna sream out 'this is great' (Oh my god, this is great)
Yeaaah
I might mess around and get my college degree
I bet my old mam would be so proud of me
But sorry paps you'll just have to wait
Oh Oh
Yes I said it
I said it
I said it cus I can
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cus today I swear I'm not doing anything
No I ain't gonna comb my hair
Cus I ain't going anywhere
No No No No No No No No No
Oh
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
YeahYeahYeahYeahYeah...
Ohh ohh
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cus today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
Woohoo ooh
Woohoo ooh hooh ooh ooh
Nothing at all
Woohoo ooh
Woohoo ooh hooh ooh ooh
Nothing at all
I just someone in my bed
Don't feel like whacking off alone, i need a handjob or some dome
'Cause today I just feel like screwing anything
uh
I'm gonna sign on Facebook and look thru my fans
maybe one of them'll let me get in they pants
Nobody's gon' tell me I can't
I'll be sending mass texts just trying to get lucky
call my homegirl ask her how much for some suckie
'Cause i don't wanna use my freaking hand
Oh yes, I'd hit it, i'd hit it
I'd hit it cuz I can
Today I just feel like screwing anything
I just someone in my bed
Don't feel like whacking off alone, i need a handjob or some dome
'Cause today I just feel like screwing anything- (lick on my balls)
Woohoo lick on my balls
Woohoo lick
Tomorrow I'll wake up, and i'll look for ass
Find a really cheap hoe, then i'll bust really fast
And she's gonna scream out
Your dick stinks
(Oh my god, your dick stinks)
Yeah,
I might mess around
Catch a new STD
I bet my old man is just so scared for me
Don't worry pops, my condom fits great
Oh yes, I'd hit it, i'd hit it
I'd hit it cuz I can
Today I just feel like screwing anything
I just someone in my bed
Don't feel like whacking off alone, i need a handjob or some dome
'Cause today I just feel like screwing anything-
No, I don't mind your pubic hair
Or those stains on your underwear
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
In your butt or you big ole cooch
Til everything hangs loose
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
oh
Today I just feel like screwing anything
I just someone in my bed
Don't feel like whacking off alone, i need a handjob or some dome
'Cause today I just feel like screwing anything- (lick on my balls)
Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
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OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
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OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO FORGET THAT EXISTED, AND NOW YOU REMINDED ME ABOUT IT AND IT BURNS?
IT BURNS!?
IT MOTHER FUCKING BURNS!?
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA