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  • I find this one much easier to masturbate to, though:

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    fem!Pyro looks downright hilarious in its incongruence.
  • $80+ per session
    That's the skin. She jiggles ALOT.
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    That would just look fucking silly.

    Also, I never enjoyed jiggling boobs.
  • $80+ per session
    Yes, it is very silly. I just like the thought of them all being female.
  • When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    ^^


    At 1:23, you may change your mind. 
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    That girl's underwear are kind of ugly looking and too loose, but I guess if they were made with structure then her tits wouldn't wobble that much.
  • When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Once again:

    DAT BIT RESOLUTION
  • edited 2011-06-23 22:42:39
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
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    > ^^ [video] At 1:23, you may change your mind.
    Given that I've never been a fan of prominent breasts on women, I doubt it.
    > Kanye West
    ...yeah, probably not.
    > 0:08
    Is this not a normal Kanye West song?
    > 0:23
    ...okay, here comes the beat.
    > 0:34
    This looks kinda like that superhero on Adult Swim that Manonymous User has as his avatar, and whose name I currently forget.  Or TeenTitans!Raven, maybe.  Or Superman in an extra-large cloak.
    > 0:37
    "flash...fly tsy tsy tsy..."...what?
    > 0:44
    Oh, that person is female.  Is she wearing armor or something, with boobs so prominently shown?
    > 0:51
    Okay, his voice comes in.  Also, no to the above question, most likely.
    > 0:53
    Okay, now she's stripping.  This better have a good point, fast.
    > 0:59
    Okay, I can't even see her body clearly, let alone anything worth censoring.
    > 1:00
    Why did the censor pixelation move to her hands?  Is she flicking off the camera?
    > 1:06
    What did she just throw?  That looked like a cell phone.
    > 1:11
    That was bad choreographing of "author" to the rhythm.
    > 1:16
    I know that's a mirror but it flashed a bit funny.
    > 1:18
    Get rid of the damn thong and put on some real underwear already.
    > 1:20
    She needs to walk more normally and stop strutting her ass.
    > 1:22
    Well that was interesting, an incendiary bomb for a mirror.
    > 1:24
    She needs to walk normally.
    > 1:26
    Her fashion sense sucks.  And so do her boob movements.
    > 1:30
    She needs to walk normally.
    > 1:35
    Are those lights like across the bay or something?  I wonder if this is being filmed near like Breezy Point in New York City or something.
    > 1:42
    Either idling or leaving the lights on is a waste of power.
    > 1:49
    Her fashion sense sucks, and her ass is too bulging.  And did I mention that her fashion sense sucks?
    > 1:54
    I think I've seen too much Law & Order, because I'm half-expecting a dead body to be found in said trunk.
    > 2:00
    Wait you gotta be kidding, that is a dead body in the trunk.
    > 2:09
    Are his eyes open?  Did they just move?  Okay, maybe he isn't dead...then WHY ARE YOU WASTING ALL THAT TIME KISSING HIM AND NOT UNTYING HIM YOU FREAK
    > 2:16
    Oh here comes the shovel.  He is dead.
    > 2:23
    Come to think of it, why is the car so damn dirty?  Must be those damn dirt roads.
    > 2:27
    YOU IDIOT, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO USE THE SHOVEL TO DIG A GRAVE, NOT TO MUTILATE THE CORPSE.
    > 2:38
    Turn off the lights already and stop wasting your car battery.
    > 2:41
    Finally realized that I'd so far mostly ignored the music and realized that it was in F-sharp minor.
    > 2:44
    Yeah, you're stopping to contemplate what you did, aren't you?  Why did you have to jab him with the shovel while he's still in the trunk?  Now you have to explain those blood stains to the police.
    > 2:54
    ...wait, what the hell just happened?

    ...come to think of it, none of those lights were flashing anyway.  Your end-of-song phrase is a lie.
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    ...I think I posted this in the wrong thread lol.
  • edited 2011-06-23 22:58:36

    This oughta be more immediate, Glenn:

  • When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    @Glenn: lol u hav no taste in musik
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    ^^ Okay, their fashion sense sucked pretty quickly.

    ^ U MAD?
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