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Drinking way too much coffee in one setting

BobBob
edited 2011-06-16 21:55:57 in Meatspace
A.K.A. Temporarily losing all of your common sense and doing something really stupid. This is especially horrible when you have absolutely nothing to do, making it so that you just stand around being all jittery and weird. BLAH.

Comments

  • DYREDYRE
    edited 2011-06-16 21:56:19
    Speaking of coffee, I should get some coffee right now.  I love coffee.

    It doesn't make me jittery or anything, though I guess I usually don't drink lots of it (like more than one normal-sized coffee mug full of coffee) at once.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    I hate coffee. I have always hated it. How so many like it confuses me to no end, given that it tastes like filtered piss through stained women's underwear.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-06-16 22:07:42
    How someone could like diapers so much confuses me, but you don't here me ranting about it.

    It's both a matter of personal preference and what coffee you're drinking. Some brands of coffee taste great, others taste like dirty sockwater. Someday, I shall travel to Columbia and OD on coffee in a cheap hotel.

    Someday...
  • ColorPrinterColorPrinter
    ʍɥɐʇ po ʎon ɔɐll ɐ ɾoʞǝ ʍıʇɥonʇ ɐ dnuɔɥlıuǝ
    I'm going to assume that you're only guessing that it tastes like filtered piss through stained women's underwear

    If I am incorrect in that assumption, please do not inform me otherwise

    Also, I hate the smell of coffee, but have never actually tasted it.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Coffee is the greatest thing ever. Tastes like a wife's soul. Bitter as hell. 
  • BobBob
    I love the smell of coffee. Then again, this is coming from someone who also loves the smell of gasoline, smoke, blood and sulfur, so, yeah...
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    I love the smell of coffee. I just hate the taste, it's horrible no matter what I do to it.
  • vacasamavacasama
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    So what the smell you can't stand?
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    I made a cup of coffee yesterday, after dropping Alexis off. It was the most orgasmic cup of anything I've ever tasted. It was like my soul had been grounded away into the mountains of Colombia where the God's of Good Taste presented their massive hulking members to me and took turns ejaculating in my mouth.
  • DYREDYRE
    Somehow, that description makes me want a cup of coffee even more.
  • BobBob
    Funny, it just makes me want to find someone to jizz in my mouth.

    BRB.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    ^ikr
  • DonZabuDonZabu

    Three sugars and I'm good.

  • BobBob
    ...Sugar?

    You drink your coffee with... Sugar?

    You bastard.
  • vacasamavacasama
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    What do you drink coffee with?
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    -comes in Bobby's mouth-
  • BobBob
    ^^To answer your question,

    ^That.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-06-16 22:51:47

    ^^^ Jizz, I imagine.

    >_>

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    So, badly tasting cum, then? 

    I can provide that. :D
  • BobBob
    Oh, fuck you Don! You have no right to imply something like that! >:[
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    Except I just did.
  • vacasamavacasama
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    Yeah but your method is uncouth and lacking a certain something.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-06-16 22:55:51
    ^^Sexist.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    BADLY TASTING?!

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