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The Uncyclopedia's Neon Genesis Evangelion page

ReiRei
edited 2011-06-16 00:11:16 in Media
It's actually more informative and less biased and wanky than TV Tropes version. This angers me.


A quote, if you will:

"Ikari Gendo: Ikari Gendo is afflicted with particularly poor teeth, and was forced from a young age to wear giant braces. Due to this he never, EVER reveals his mouth in front of company. Hobbies include having adulterous affairs with co-staff (Ritsuko and Rei), neglecting his son, and molesting pre-pubescent females. Has won the Most Negligent Father Award ten years in a row and has been the subsequent runner up Biggest Douche In The Universe, behind John Edwards, for the last five. He is also the mastermind behind this whole fiasco and owner of Misato. Gendo captured Misato several years ago and has since managed to train her to be his completely obedient sex slave and chair. He is also know as Commander Dickhead and he is a total douchebag! "

It's a shame Encyclopedia Dramatica's NGE page was so small, and only filled with mediocre porn, rather than amazingly drawn stuff, like from Zombooru or Gelbooru.

Also this:

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Why was I not informed of this?

Comments

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Shut up, Rei, you're only like 11 right now and barely self-aware.
  • DarkDecapodianDarkDecapodian
    Clean your room little Billy
    Maybe you activated the RL Contra Code and didn't know?
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Don't encourage it.
  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-06-16 00:19:30
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    IJBM: Far as I can tell, nobody's photoshopped Gendo's sunglasses onto Abraham Lincoln's face.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-06-16 00:29:16
    Gendo Ikari: Douchebag, Terrible Father, Molester... and one Sexy Beast. (NSFW, I guess)
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.



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