Deliciously flavoured inedible lip chap

Bob

It's just one big tease. You keep licking your lips on accident, trying to ignore how delightful your lips taste, then that turns into sneaking small licks here and there, and before you know it, you're frenching a tiny cylindrical container while praying it can't give you cancer or something like that.

Hatter

I don't know that feel, bro.

vacasama

Is this your new thing?

Bob

Is what my new thing?

vacasama

You know, that thing.

Hatter

That thing you do?

Bob

Wait, this thing, or that thing?

vacasama

*sees Bob wave those things around*

No, no, it's that other thing.

Bob

Don't tell me your talking about what I think you're talking about. That thing isn't even a thing. It's just... Man, I don't even know.

Nyktos

Whose thing are we talking about now?

Central Avenue

I used to take bites out of the Chapstick.

I was am a weird child.

Bob

^^Well, not your thing, that's for sure...

^-hugs-

SotiCoto

I always used to be lured in by the smell... and then lick it, only to find to my annoyance that it didn't taste the same way it smelt. And this would just repeat itself ad infinitum...  sniff it, lick it, be annoyed for 10 minutes, repeat.

IanExMachina

I think the worst is the body wash that smells like green Starburst.

It smells so fresh and like lime that I'm almost tempted to try eating it.

SotiCoto

^ They're still Opalfruits to me... fuck that "Starburst" nonsense.

IanExMachina

EXCUSE ME WHILE I EAT A MARATHON BAR.

THEN I'LL HAVE SOME DODO BREAST MEAT.

Eh, brand names who really cares, the important features are the flavour and ingredients.

SotiCoto

And the wrappers.
I always ate 'em with the wrappers on. Makes them last longer.

Not that I've eaten any in years. I go through more jelly babies these days, oddly enough.