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I can't hear or read the name Carlos without thinking of Juan.

edited 2011-06-12 08:55:37 in Wonderful posts
If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
So now, in my head, Juan is riding a resurrected T-Rex.
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  • edited 2011-06-12 09:00:12
    RE-ANIMATOR
    Nope. He is an immortal played by Sean Connery.
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    T-rex > immortal play.
  • Sean Connery > T-rex.
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    T-rex > everything.

    Because it's a T-rex.

    'nuff said.


  • Here you go. A giant alien t-rex that shoots fireballs.
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    This is awesomeness incarnated. It combines sci-fi, dinosaurs and explosive stuff.
  • Gantz.  <3
  • You can change. You can.
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    If you want context you shall have to read The Dresden Files.
  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    ^ YES
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    You've read it too?
  • You can change. You can.
    I want to read it but I have no money and I hate the translation. ;_;
  • edited 2011-06-12 10:03:44
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    I even cribbed my Internet-name from the Dresden Files.
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Forzare?

    I suppose I am not up to that yet.

    I only just finished Dead Beat. I wrote this thread as I was reading the bit with the Wardens and Sue.
  • You can change. You can.
    I think he means Metal Head. 
  • edited 2011-06-12 10:07:55
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Forzare is a spell that Dresden uses a lot. I can't remember when he actually starts using it though.

    ^No, that was just me being a typical 13 year old.
  • edited 2011-06-12 10:15:34
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Not fuego?

    No, Forzare.

    It appears I am not up to that yet.
  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Nah, Forzare is a spell that he uses to conjure force. Like an invisible fist.

    And fair enough.
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Doesn't he already do that with his ring though?
  • You can change. You can.
    I still want to know some things before I try to get into Dresden.

    Is he like John Constantine (I.E A magical conman)?
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    He tries to be.

    He's too soft-hearted.
  • edited 2011-06-12 10:26:47
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    ^^^ Kind of.

    ^^ He's a magical private detective.
  • edited 2011-06-12 10:28:20
    You can change. You can.
    As if John wasn't soft hearted.

    No, I mean, I know he's a PI, but does he approach problems like John (Trickery, manipulation, magic, curing his own cancer via blackmailing Satan)?
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    He solves his problems via liberal application of t-rex.
  • You can change. You can.
    Awwwwwww...I wanted him to piss on the King of Vampires corpse!

    Oh well...I guess nobody can be like John Constantine. <3
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    He declares war on two Vampire Courts, if that helps at all.
  • You can change. You can.
    It's more the fact that he beat the king of Vampires with nothing but his tenacity and willingness to be insulted for four hours and then went and pissed on his corpse because he was drunk.

    And yeah, it does. :D
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Dresden would die if he got drunk in any of his adventures.
  • You can change. You can.
    I guess you mean that in the sense that they are action packed, correct?

    And Constantine has died because of being a drunkard. Didn't stop him.
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Yes. And there's always multiple people trying to kill him, so there's never a reprieve.

    I'm not up to Changes yet, so I can't comment.
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