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I had to drop out of Russian history class

ninjaclownninjaclown
edited 2011-06-11 17:13:02 in Wonderful posts
I had lousy Marx.

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  • TheMightyAnonymTheMightyAnonym
    ~♥YES♥~! I *AM* a ~♥cupcake♥~! ^_^
    ...

    Teehee. :)

    7/10
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    I've been trying to think of a Russian themed pun in response, but I'm having no luck so far.
    This post is basically me Stalin for time.

    (also lol)
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Look, I'm going to be Lenin some new puns for an upcoming thread. 
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    I dare all of you to make a pun with Dostoievsky.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    edited 2011-06-11 17:38:53
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    I'm currently working for the programming company that makes Pro Evo Soccer games to develop a small fun programme about winter sports for computers that use MSDOS.
    I call it DOS-Toy Evo Ski!

    (At least I tried.)
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Jeez, that Russian rodent sure was Dostoimusky. 
  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    Lovely. Now try nikotinamidadenindinukleotidfosfatgidrin. >:D
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    You know, once I went to the French town of Nîmes. Very nice place, but its seizure by the Russians for over a century left its mark all over the culture. Even today, it is known for its nikotinamidadenimdinukleotidfosfatgidrin jeans. 
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    ^^ Honestly I hate you so much, I can't stop trying even though it is clearly something medical and not really history related.
  • All NinesAll Nines
    edited 2011-06-11 17:59:18
    Has friends besides tanks now
    ^ Sorry. I focused more on the "I dare all of you to make a pun" post than fitting in with history.

    Hmm. How about . . . try Gagarin. That seems like a deceptively difficult one, though I don't have a knack for puns.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    My Russian mouth wash is great for some Gargarin. 
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    edited 2011-06-11 18:07:13
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    My friend's birthday was recently and she was obsessed with soviet cosmonauts and female popstars. I thought I'd try to get hold of the first man in space for her, however once I found out he died I decided it would be easier to cater to her obsession with female popstars.

    So after she'd blown out her birthday candles on her cake, I feigned hearing someone knocking at the door,
    "I wonder who that could be" I said as I lead her to the door.

    She was ecstatic when I opened the door and let Lady Gagarin.
  • StormtroperStormtroper
    Another pun thread? Well, soviet then.
  • evilnekoevilneko
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