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Humour + Sex

SotiCotoSotiCoto
edited 2011-06-10 17:39:06 in General
RE-ANIMATOR
I like a bit of laughter during sex.  It doesn't put me off at all.
I mean... I figure I've gotta get something out of it, or what is the point of engaging in it at all?
So why is there this stigma regarding mixing humour and sex? Is it because most folks consider it.... serious business?
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  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    It probably depends on the couple, as no sense of humour might make laughing during sex very awkward.

  • DonZabuDonZabu
    I have never heard of this before.
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    No sense of humour would make any sort of laughing kinda awkward.

    But then it couldn't be helped. Several of my exes have had.... well... noisy vaginas.   The urge to play them like musical instruments was quite unavoidable.  Reactions varied, of course.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    LOVELY MENTAL IMAGES

  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    Most of my exes were overweight too. Don't forget to include that.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Ok now I'm hard.

    I think we could turn this into the IJBM sexual experience sharing thread soon.

    Ontopic:
    I'd agree with you in one way, some people like sex to be serious business.
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    edited 2011-06-10 17:58:36
    RE-ANIMATOR
    Well, I don't do that sort of thing..... well, except in my hatred of S*ny. That is pure, untainted, psycho stalker killer level hate right there.  I really don't have any seriousness left to devote to other things.  That is why I market myself as a necrophiliac badger.
  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year
    I can imagine how, if two people are in the heat of the moment, frantically stripping each others' clothes off to reach their instant gratification, a lame one-liner can kill the mood rather quickly, but I don't think that's very common.
  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET
    T'was always very relaxed with my ex, often spend more time just hugging and napping in the bed than playing tonsil hockey.

    But base 3 was a complete fiasco. I still had my watch on so I inadvertedly timed myself and I imitated something I'd seen in a Japanese pr0n, which seemed to work. Personal record for clitoral orgasm through cunnilingus: 5 minutes. Had gigglefits afterwards at the absurdity. Just know that I'm going to time myself next time too.
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    @Wicked ; I LOVE doing that.   Well, in part at least. Never really had frantic undressage sex....   Mostly it just started with tickle-fights.
  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year
    Personal record for clitoral orgasm through cunnilingus: 5 minutes.


    That's a pretty long time to spend licking someone's genitalia
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    ^ Are you kidding? Sometimes my ex-wife would have me wedged down between her thighs for almost an hour. I've got a wonky jaw, and that sort of thing never helped much. I was glad for the times where I could get her off in just 15 minutes.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Didn't your glasses steam up or anything?
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    What... on the bedside table?



    Let me just ask you, how many times have you performed cunnilingus?  Properly, I mean.

    I'm pretty much impervious to headlocks by now...



    ... and for the record, I'm kind enough not to give women I'm going
    down on a cuntful of bent metal and broken glass for the experience.
  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year
    Sometimes my ex-wife would have me wedged down between her thighs for almost an hour.


    That's a ridiculously long time to spend licking someone's genitalia
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    edited 2011-06-10 19:20:39
    RE-ANIMATOR
    ^  I had to go down on her before EVERY sex session... because she couldn't get off on penetration alone.
    Admittedly, it usually went faster if I wasn't whining about my jaw aching, twitching because her pubes were tickling my nose, or trying to play her vulva like a harmonica.
    I have the attention span of GLaDOS's curiosity-core for some things...

    Sometimes I wonder if all that is why I'm so.... nonplussed about even the idea of sex these days.  Later womenfolk didn't need me to eat them out in advance... but I still got a bit bored just doing it with them, and much preferred when they'd stroke my back and tickle behind my ears.
    Don't get any of that any more though... -_-;

  • AHRAHR
    ...everyone is different. I don't think I could last five minutes straight, personally. 
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    So right.
    Heck, one girl fell in love with me because of all the guys in the gaming group she had fucked, I was the only one willing to go down on her (and without being asked at that). She stopped fucking the others and just came back to me after that.... until she left to go home to yankland. But I've told this story elsewhere on the site already if memory serves.
  • AHRAHR
    ...the fuck...

    Why ain't they willing to give basic oral?
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Many people don't like the idea.
  • AHRAHR
    Of giving? Well, that's fine, so long as they accept the fact that it goes both ways.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    edited 2011-06-10 19:54:09
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Only pussies eat pussies.
    Brought to you by the board of misinformed masculinity.
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    Probably because the subject never came up. They had sex and that was it.
    I, however, was mentally conditioned by that point to always go down on teh female before engaging in sex... ALWAYS.... so.... Funny how that works out.
  • AHRAHR
    But...oral is sex.

    That's why it's called sex.

    And if that's the reason, then that's her fault. If you want something, you gotta speak your mind.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Oral sex is almost a courtesy if you expect the partner to reciprocate, unless they don't like oral sex in that case no worries.
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    edited 2011-06-10 19:59:14
    RE-ANIMATOR
    Meh. Reciprocation has nothing to do with it. Courtesy has nothing to do with it.
    I was taught it was necessary... pretty much. Sometimes it was cunnilingus then sex, and sometimes just cunnilingus then sleep... but that is the way it goes. 
    Well, it hasn't always been that way since then, but it still lingers in my mind.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Your sex ed classes were obviously a lot more in depth than mine...
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    edited 2011-06-10 20:01:01
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    Real sex ed or school sex ed?

    The latter were all about DON'T HAVE SEX but wear a condom anyway.. as well as stuff about STDs and masturbating. That one was the worst lesson EVER.
    The former were mostly about face-between-thighs for between 15 minutes and an hour.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    School sex ed was a joke anyway, I distinctly remember sitting in a class room with a teacher awkwardly reading out phrases where you could hear the quote marks around words like cum (which on the handout they'd spelt as come).
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    My sex ed teacher sucked on a banana-penis.

    The condom was apparently strawberry flavoured, according to him.
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