That I didn't orgasm

snowbull · 2011-02-04 23:40:21

When this was posted. I've waited more than two years for this, and all I'm feeling is a strong full body tingle, and I may have soiled my pantaloons.

I think I might start crying, though.

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-02-04 23:41:29

That's...not something that would make me orgasm. You've got some odd fetishes there.

Anonus · 2011-02-04 23:42:36

He loves Snaiad, you know.

Also what the hell is this, now, "Let's Fuck February"?

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-02-04 23:43:02

I approve of that monthly theme suggestion.

Anonus · 2011-02-04 23:43:54

Only if we get to have "No-Sex March", afterwards.

/not serious about any theme months

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-02-04 23:44:33

Nah. That wouldn't be alliterative. How about "More Sex March?"

DYRE · 2011-02-04 23:45:27

Or "Modest March" if you want it to be not-sex

Tnophelia · 2011-02-04 23:46:14

^ DONE

Central Avenue · 2011-02-04 23:46:16

How about Absolutely A Lotta Sex Apri--*is shot*

Central Avenue · 2011-02-04 23:47:53

ONE SEX FOR EVERY HOUR!

DYRE · 2011-02-04 23:48:36

...but there are only two biological sexes...

glennmagusharvey · 2011-02-04 23:48:44

24 genders?

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-02-04 23:48:58

Hm. What's the most frequently it's possible to have sex without dying of exhaustion?

snowbull · 2011-02-04 23:49:09

I think (NSFW) this counts as a weirder fetish.

And the total lack of Snaiad rule34 is....something.

Anonus · 2011-02-04 23:49:33

All righty. Modest March it is! :P

Tnophelia · 2011-02-04 23:49:39

Yes. It can come in a percentage. Say 1:00 is nothing. 2:00 is 10% of penis. and so on. When you reach 12:00, it inverts and mutates instantly into a full vagina.

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-02-04 23:50:07

^^^^Yes. Yes it does. I'm not even going to ask what that was. I'm just going to post this and try never to think of it.

Tnophelia · 2011-02-04 23:51:21

So, what are snaiads?

snowbull · 2011-02-04 23:53:00

Dinosaurs with dicks coming out of their chests, excepts the dicks are actually mouths and their tongues are actually dicks.

There is nothing sexual or freudian about it at all.

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-02-04 23:53:45

What.

Anonus · 2011-02-04 23:53:48

For some reason it's always reminded me of a weirder Dr. Seuss.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-02-04 23:54:24

Tnophelia · 2011-02-04 23:55:00

Like, NSFW dicks or that's what the use to put into each other? Because that sounds awesome. How canon is it?

snowbull · 2011-02-04 23:56:21

Decide for yourself:

What's a dick and what isn't?

glennmagusharvey · 2011-02-04 23:57:11

Someone has weird fantasies.

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-02-04 23:58:14

The hell?

Tnophelia · 2011-02-04 23:58:38

Oh my GOD

THIS IS A GOLDMINE OF MONSTERS ♥♥♥

Anonus · 2011-02-04 23:59:27

You guys.

snowbull · 2011-02-05 00:02:05

NOTHING FREUDIAN

WHATSOEVER

Anonus · 2011-02-05 00:03:47

Who died and made you Sigmund Freud?

snowbull · 2011-02-05 00:04:35

Freud?

Related IJBM: I find those blumbomen I posted cute, but everyone else thinks they're ugly.

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